and your boogers

I'm shaking my fist southwestward at you

i am north eastward

and you are whale

Aaoaoooooooooooaoaoo

aaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You just said and I quote "I, Bongo IV McWoodleton Esquire, hereby proclaim that I wear ankle-socks and prefer carbonated beverages over the act of procreation" in sperm whale dialect

ah actually i prefer water myself

but weed is pretty great too

ankle socks are fine i fyou are wearing shorter ankl'd shoes

The only sensible thing you said was prefering water

but weed is pretty great too

Why?

I'm in a hot and crowded ampitheatre with no water or food for 2 hours in black dress clothes and we only play for one fucking minute

I want death

i shall grant

@Deleted User because it was the happiest i have ever felt in my life nothing felt better and i felt happier than normal for the next couple of days

You’re drug dependent for happiness, you literally might as well move to the ghetto if there’s truly nothing but drugs in your life that makes you happy

You sound like a nigger

~~Well said~~ DON'T HURT MY BONGO

>When someone cries so hard that someone else said the word Faggot that they get the guy who said it kicked.

This was in ARMA 3

I am now bullyciding the report faggot without using profanity

Get em justin

I didn’t feel like retyping it so here

Let me rephrase that I’m not addicted like a pothead would be

@Navy Gavy Boy welcome my nigga

heh, they dont make them like they used to

How do you mean

*why

Why do you mean

idk

@Helmet Appleseed WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW STUPID DEBIL, ANSWER THE QUESTION BLYAT!

@Helmet Appleseed not one of my four parents completely understand our racial situation and I’m actually trying to make something of my self unlike they did

good good

now for the sanctification ritual

Boi I have actual g o a l s

and the means to achieve them

I will commit war crimes in a second here