you can easily contort

Say that to my flank

I'll roll over and end you

see you admit to that which means denmark isnt a real country it really is just a bunch of water that looks like land

dane

@Bland and Unoriginal Person I cracked the case

I don't appreciate your schizophrenic logic

Atleast not when it's at my expense

May boogers clog your nostrils

damn you hal

and your boogers

I'm shaking my fist southwestward at you

i am north eastward

and you are whale

Aaoaoooooooooooaoaoo

aaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You just said and I quote "I, Bongo IV McWoodleton Esquire, hereby proclaim that I wear ankle-socks and prefer carbonated beverages over the act of procreation" in sperm whale dialect

ah actually i prefer water myself

but weed is pretty great too

ankle socks are fine i fyou are wearing shorter ankl'd shoes

The only sensible thing you said was prefering water

but weed is pretty great too

Why?

I'm in a hot and crowded ampitheatre with no water or food for 2 hours in black dress clothes and we only play for one fucking minute

I want death

i shall grant

@Deleted User because it was the happiest i have ever felt in my life nothing felt better and i felt happier than normal for the next couple of days

You’re drug dependent for happiness, you literally might as well move to the ghetto if there’s truly nothing but drugs in your life that makes you happy

You sound like a nigger

~~Well said~~ DON'T HURT MY BONGO

>When someone cries so hard that someone else said the word Faggot that they get the guy who said it kicked.

This was in ARMA 3

I am now bullyciding the report faggot without using profanity

Get em justin

I didn’t feel like retyping it so here

Let me rephrase that I’m not addicted like a pothead would be

@Navy Gavy Boy welcome my nigga

heh, they dont make them like they used to

How do you mean