I like that meme

Second of all

What the hell is up with everybody having anime as a picture

@Deleted User you made 2 Turbo Jakes

Like the Black Death part

@Alpaca13 Then it is up to the Jakes to prove who is the true Jake

Only an hour and a half left of shift 🚑

Also I am so very sad. I thought my German field pants would come in 7-14 days but it’s actually 7-21 business days so I could be in Europe when they come in and I won’t get to wear them <:FeelsBadMan:322914369442807810> <:hanging_pepe:544645398002663426> <:PepeHands:392392970764288000> <:FeelsHugMan:339645024750927895>

God DAMN my family can't take heat

My mother thinned out a "spicy guacamole" with the same companies "light guacamole" (which was really just avocado with salt) and is complaining about how hot it is

It's a fucking sirano pepper

*Serrano

https://youtu.be/oPjCmX7im2k

@Deleted User congratulations!

Yes, congratulate me

But for what?

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 24!

Yeeeehaw 😏

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 25!

You take that back you son of a mother of a Bongo

thats a big insult

!rank @Deleted User

You're 25, all right

Back off kid

Fortnite

Apex legends

Niggers

Reality is often disappointing

Skabbadub
Bippa doop bam boop
Skadubap

Real patricians scat in haiku

I fucking hate the IKEA model

Being herded like a cow

I only go there to get one specific thing and I want to go straight for it and get the fuck out of there with its uncomfortable shitty lighting and dead zombie atmosphere and boobknee ambience

My brother took a shit in the Ikea display toilet