Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 594613101886701588


2019-06-29 16:01:33 UTC  

*bites into hot dog*

2019-06-29 16:07:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/594559565719404564/eeew3e_n.jpg

2019-06-29 16:07:41 UTC  

The rare gun related funny I found funny

2019-06-29 16:11:11 UTC  

Holy shit

2019-06-29 16:11:21 UTC  

Why has NOBODY thought and done that before him

2019-06-29 16:13:18 UTC  

Masterpieces are coming. Be prepared my fellow niggers

2019-06-29 16:15:31 UTC  

I've thought about it several times tbh, but 1, we don't really have gun stores here and 2, I always ended up concluding that if I am able to come up with that idea, they'll probably already have some sort of thing attached to the mag-hole so you can't do that

2019-06-29 16:15:51 UTC  

Still what a badass

2019-06-29 16:19:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/594562720343523329/image0.jpg

2019-06-29 16:20:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/594562750634786861/image0.jpg

2019-06-29 16:20:56 UTC  

Oh shit he’s online

2019-06-29 16:21:05 UTC  
2019-06-29 17:03:31 UTC  

Why are you being so meme to Justin?

2019-06-29 18:11:58 UTC  

Justin and I haven’t had a meme off in a while, I feel it’s time for a good laugh

2019-06-29 18:13:41 UTC  

In that case he needs to get on the offensive, otherwise he'll lose hard

2019-06-29 18:28:25 UTC  

Hes too depressed

2019-06-29 18:28:35 UTC  

He doesn't even talk in here often

2019-06-29 19:37:01 UTC  

He lost the competition

2019-06-29 19:37:01 UTC  

He deleted them is what he did

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/594612308802666526/image0.png

2019-06-29 19:37:50 UTC  

I’m keeping this one. This one is GREAT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/594612514566701076/image0.jpg

2019-06-29 19:40:10 UTC  

Many months ago we were doing a “You’re so dumb you-“ and he won when he said “You’re so dumb you’re a lesbian”. Fucking instantly won

2019-06-29 21:02:49 UTC  

<@&490589046318563350>

2019-06-29 21:02:51 UTC  

Heh

2019-06-29 21:03:15 UTC  

Did it work?

2019-06-30 00:51:53 UTC  

Did what?

2019-06-30 01:02:08 UTC  

Ping you without pinging you specifically

2019-06-30 01:02:37 UTC  

Or however you say that properly in english

2019-06-30 02:05:41 UTC  

Yeah because we have it to where you can ping roles

2019-06-30 02:44:57 UTC  

Neat

2019-06-30 06:32:14 UTC  
2019-06-30 06:32:19 UTC  

😎

2019-06-30 13:00:42 UTC  

Facebook is asking if Chelsea Direct Marketing is my company

2019-06-30 13:00:42 UTC  

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 26!

2019-06-30 13:00:58 UTC  

I have no idea what it is, but since it's my sock acc, I am tempted to make a claim on it kek

2019-06-30 13:27:19 UTC  

>haven't been logged into irl acc on kike book since it was zucc'd
>no strange or unknown devices or IPs accessing the account
>irl acc shown as online
🤔

2019-06-30 13:53:24 UTC  

God damn Russians

2019-06-30 13:53:30 UTC  

Getting all your info

2019-06-30 14:06:36 UTC  

God damn russians sifting through my sexts again

2019-06-30 16:41:52 UTC  

My morale has hit rock bottom.

2019-06-30 16:42:07 UTC  

We’re on our 3rd truck for this shift.

2019-06-30 16:47:03 UTC  

1st our original truck literally broke down on the side of the road on Monday. (I wasn’t working then, I had to call off sick and thankful I did because the truck literally broke down with a patient in the back) YesterdayWe got switched to a critical care unit, it’s big as fuck and all fancy. Today the AC took a shit and was blowing hot air and a cylinder blew so the truck drove like shit so we switched units to another box truck. The truck was doing great. We get a lvl 1 call which means you respond lights and sirens. We turn on the lights, we turn on the sirens....nothing. Not a fucking sound. Sirens do not fucking work so we get taken off the call and we have to go back to HQ to switch trucks FOR THE 3RD TIME TODAY.