Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 619560422529564684


2019-09-06 14:37:05 UTC  

WiFi is evil

2019-09-06 14:37:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/619541713635115018/unknown-6.png

2019-09-06 14:42:08 UTC  

Yo niggas I'm back

2019-09-06 14:42:15 UTC  

Wuss poppin

2019-09-06 14:46:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/619543900599877673/SpicRick.mp4

2019-09-06 14:47:04 UTC  

Praise jesus

2019-09-06 14:54:26 UTC  

Where did you find that video of me?

2019-09-06 15:00:09 UTC  

I'm not sure, but either you posted it a long time ago on facebook and I stole it, or someone else posted it

2019-09-06 15:00:40 UTC  

You need to get those pants tailored my zealous christian friend

2019-09-06 15:01:07 UTC  

God bless that man

2019-09-06 15:09:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/619549793978548224/Screenshot_20190906-110247.png

2019-09-06 15:31:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/619555287619207197/image0.jpg

2019-09-06 15:38:46 UTC  

I just had a really good dream.

2019-09-06 15:47:16 UTC  

So I was a character in fallout. No specific game or setting. I was with a group of friends, not anybody I know irl but in this dream we were friends. We were running through the waste trying to find a decent shelter because a “blood moon” was coming and that makes all the mutated creatures so strong it’s unbelievable. It’s almost completely dark outside. Well during our walk im wearing Outcast BOS armor and we get attacked by NCR. I have a shit ton of guns all different kinds so I’m mowing them down but still running away because there’s a lot. I run up a dirt hill and there’s 2 NCR still following me. But they’re like really powerful NCR, not the usual trooper who’s shit. Suddenly I keep running and running and a town comes into view. It’s completely 100% dark and kinda foggy which is odd because in the waste there’s never fog because there’s no water. The town I come upon is so different, it’s like cowboy country and it’s not at all like the waste anymore. I stop to look but quickly the NCR pair is on me yelling for me. I run even further and I come upon a huge base. Not really military but there is military in there. They wear power armor though, but no symbols so no factions. Nobody is really paying attention to us running all over the place. I go inside the big building and the dream just goes on to me literally running everywhere until I finally lose them and they get lost inside. I run back to the entrance and I’m greeted by a lady....

2019-09-06 15:48:53 UTC  

The lady tells me the entirety of a nuclear fallout is a simulation. None of it is real. We’re not real either. We’re clones. I was the first one to ever cross the boundary of climbing the hill and coming into a different simulation that lead to HQ. None of the wasteland is real.

2019-09-06 15:49:06 UTC  

I just thought that was a cool dream

2019-09-06 15:50:29 UTC  

yo

2019-09-06 15:50:36 UTC  

that sounds dope af

2019-09-06 15:51:29 UTC  

Literally imagine living through the hell of fallout to find out it’s all a simulation

2019-09-06 15:51:44 UTC  

Everything is real too, not holograms everywhere projecting anything

2019-09-06 15:51:55 UTC  

Kinda like West World

2019-09-06 15:52:38 UTC  

kinda reminds me of the truman show

2019-09-06 16:22:29 UTC  

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) IS THAT YOU GIVING ME FROGPANS?!

2019-09-06 16:22:56 UTC  

<:shaggy_spook:540675167148441600>

2019-09-06 16:25:25 UTC  

Finally some one other then me used that

2019-09-06 16:25:37 UTC  

I knew I was missing out on the good memes, now I'll never miss out again

2019-09-06 16:31:26 UTC  

Today I feel like playing fallout 76

2019-09-06 16:33:17 UTC  

I played some Mass Effect Andromeda

2019-09-06 16:35:42 UTC  

>76

2019-09-06 16:35:45 UTC  

Oh my god

2019-09-06 16:36:00 UTC  

Four things that pisses me off
1. Everyone is a fucking manlet with legs proportionally too short
2. Dialogue is bullshit, nothing you say matters, and you can't insult or piss anyone off
3. First contact with aliens from a new galaxy and they all speak english fluently, and are all humanoids and possess all the same concepts, virtues and spectrum of emotion as humans - like every other "alien"
4. Every explanation to anything in the game is a non-explanation and/or assuming you're an utter idiot so is also incredibly condescending - *gives obvious metaphor* what does it mean??? please explain metaphor with three lines of dialogue because I'm retarded huuee

2019-09-06 16:36:17 UTC  

It's like they had 15 year olds write this shit

2019-09-06 16:36:30 UTC  

15 year olds or chinks and pajeets

2019-09-06 16:39:35 UTC  

Also niggers everywhere

2019-09-06 16:39:41 UTC  

Hell I'd prefer more fucking aliens

2019-09-06 16:40:19 UTC  

I miss games that let you kill npc's for no reason other than you felt like it

2019-09-06 16:41:03 UTC  

Now I go to bed and dream of a bronze-age Europe

2019-09-06 16:43:14 UTC  

Sleep well good Justinman, and sleep well good Clean Alpaca, and sleep well Turbo Ricky - whoever you are - and sleep well @farrah may piss and puke find you in doses that suits you ever best. Tell us how your head is doing and if you caught a battle scar, show it off and boast

2019-09-06 16:55:02 UTC  

Goodnight Hal

2019-09-06 17:00:28 UTC  

Complain about fallout 76 but you’ve never even played it

2019-09-06 17:00:39 UTC  

I like it