Luckily they're easy to make, great with icecream or apple and cinnamon

Or just smear it up with nutella if ur a fatso

i made some dank scrambled eggs the other day

i whisked them with milk, and a lil bit of butter

and i melted butter and soaked the bottom of the pan

Can never go wrong with scrambled eggs

salt, pepper, and parsley

it was pretty rad

Sounds good to me

Try frying some sausage bits (dried salami works well) while you whisk the eggies, and add a bit of paprika (powder, hungarian) and some chili

Nice and spicy

Could add some mushrooms to the frying too

Man now I'm getting hungry too

But I already had breakfast

i do really like mushrooms

mm i want pizza

Don't give in to it

Have some water

And make go bed time

i haven't slept in a day

also water is ***gross***

Water is essential

but i want **pizza**

YOU WANT WATER AND YOU WANT SLEEP

And you'll get a Hal's blessing for it

what's the Hal's Blessing

It's a 12% increase to your chance of success on any task you perform within the next 24 hours

*where's the rope*

It does not extend to self-destructive actions

if i drink a bottle of water

will you buy me a pizza

You must live long, so the seed of your loins one day can be proud of you

Even the best of us have had grim times and bad years. Never despair my friend

But you get no pizza tonight, you get water and sleep

And it will be so good

Revitalizing

pizza

So if 9/11 was a bowling set, would it be a spare?

i dont get it