if i drink a bottle of water

will you buy me a pizza

You must live long, so the seed of your loins one day can be proud of you

Even the best of us have had grim times and bad years. Never despair my friend

But you get no pizza tonight, you get water and sleep

And it will be so good

Revitalizing

pizza

So if 9/11 was a bowling set, would it be a spare?

i dont get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZb1S0qZA7U

How the fuck were you able to send a 5 minute video.

I have nitro and even I can’t send files that big.

Filesize

Its 5 minutes though.

I can’t even send a 1 minute clip I recorded from my computer

So how the fuck

FILESIZE

It's some compression magic

I wish I knew how to do it

My work around for that sort of thing, is to upload the video on facebook privately, then download the video from facebook, since facebook compresses the video

I don’t know how the fuck this happened, apparently I accidentally took a photo in my dark ass room but this light has appeared

I don’t know what that is even a picture of

I was tagged

Official nudes

<:wtf_pepe:545580867989274624>

Idk if u guys noticed

But the soldiers are cockaroaches

I skimmed through the chat just making sure no nsfw was posted in general

I don't like this teenager

The cockroaches is pretty funny

Justin I still have to buy some for you

It's disgusting

It’s funny