Message from @Maggie The Magpie

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2019-09-13 07:37:06 UTC  

Reese's Cups?

2019-09-13 07:37:20 UTC  

Oh those peanut butter cakes?

2019-09-13 07:37:27 UTC  

wot

2019-09-13 07:37:28 UTC  

I've only heard about them

2019-09-13 07:37:49 UTC  

do you live in Uganda or something

2019-09-13 07:38:08 UTC  

No, but peanut butter isn't really something anyone but me and a handful of hippies consume

2019-09-13 07:38:11 UTC  

*Here

2019-09-13 07:38:27 UTC  

And then I only get the organic kind

2019-09-13 07:38:31 UTC  

Without additives

2019-09-13 07:38:39 UTC  

who are you

2019-09-13 07:38:42 UTC  

And that bullshit always have the oil seperating

2019-09-13 07:38:48 UTC  

I'm Hal

2019-09-13 07:40:27 UTC  

I grew up poor as shit

2019-09-13 07:40:33 UTC  

So my snacks were never candy

2019-09-13 07:40:44 UTC  

It was rhubarb stalks dipped in sugar and pickled beetroot

2019-09-13 07:42:05 UTC  

Though my grandmother did make homemade nutella for me once. It was amazing

2019-09-13 07:45:39 UTC  

Awe

2019-09-13 07:46:14 UTC  

Hal life story got me like <:support_pepe:545580739786309634>

2019-09-13 07:56:08 UTC  

Just remember rhubarb leaves are poisonous

2019-09-13 07:56:40 UTC  

Good lord

2019-09-13 07:59:03 UTC  

Big dicks are an abomination

2019-09-13 07:59:17 UTC  

Ever seen a marble statue with one?

2019-09-13 07:59:26 UTC  

That's the exact reason why you haven't

2019-09-13 08:01:54 UTC  

they made them small for a reason idiof

2019-09-13 08:03:50 UTC  

Would be a waste of marble, especially since an erect peepee would protrude and be vulnerable to breaking off

2019-09-13 08:04:43 UTC  

The romans may have been a bunch of faggots, but atleast they didn't want to look at dicks all the time

2019-09-13 08:08:36 UTC  

What's wrong with big dicks

2019-09-13 08:09:41 UTC  

I don't know, but they aren't good for marble statues I guess

2019-09-13 08:09:44 UTC  

I've explained the reason

2019-09-13 08:09:56 UTC  

They were seen as abnormal

2019-09-13 08:10:30 UTC  

@Deleted User yeah I reckon so

2019-09-13 08:13:34 UTC  

Logical member gang

2019-09-13 08:18:30 UTC  

Do you have a small penis

2019-09-13 08:31:34 UTC  

@Tommunist did you watch my magpie video?

2019-09-13 08:31:56 UTC  

Your what now

2019-09-13 08:32:32 UTC  

Do I look like a nigger?

2019-09-13 08:34:09 UTC  

Yes nigger

2019-09-13 08:34:48 UTC  

Lies

2019-09-13 08:43:06 UTC  

lol, I forgot to save what I was doing