The only thing about that that is depressing is the fact of how fecken stupid it is

*chop chop*

*Deforestation*

Symbiosis is all

Balance

Humans and nature and trees and mushrooms and animals and winged niggers; birds, we can all live in harmony

If we just get rid of all the non-human humanoids

*winged niggers*

😂

That's what my father would scream at the gulls trying to nest on the roof while throwing rocks at them "GET OUT OF HERE YOU WINGED NIGGERS"

Tbh though, sea gulls really are winged niggers

Yup

They be harassing you and trying to take your shit

For the most part other birds are alright

I like wood peckers

Gulls are just the worst

There's some big ass wood peckers up around my house

I like the tufted tit, but it only lives in the east of the US

What does it look like

I live in east US

I like magpies the most

I have two sea Eagles nesting out the back too. Haven't been able to get a pic yet

Woodpeckers will never evolve into a sentient species, unless it evolves some pretty damn effective shock-absorbers in its cranium

You ever call a cranium a skonion?

like "skuh-nyon"

like skull onion

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/animals/thumbs/rights-exempt/birds/t/tufted-titmouse_thumb.jpg

Just noggin' for me

I was very much against my mother feeding the tiny sparrows

I hate blue jays

blue jays are fucking assholes

In two years she's made this one little family into a fucking horde of almost 30 birds

that's a lot of fuckin birds

But I sort of accepted it when I witnessed a sparrowhawk swoop down in a splitsecond and snatch one of the little fuckers off

That was pretty cool

Ooooh hunting season starts next Saturday

Atleast there's something to keep the artificially boosted population down

***hype***

tfw never been hunting because that shit is expensive, and the bureaucratic bullshit you need to go through is infuriating

Not here

Yeah, never give that up