That's not a date

That's a nigga moving tf in

Hi bitches

Make me laugh nigga

I couldn’t move in even if I wanted to

They live in college dorms

You hung out there?

Yeah

We just chilled on the bed watching shit

Their dorms are separated. Like it’s basically an apartment and everybody has their own room but instead they called it a dorm.

Does he know that you want to send me feet pics?

Absolutely

By you having a trip do you mean by doing drugs?

I will convene with the gods tonight

nr, I'll probs just go full weird

I don't plan to meditate tonight

oooooooaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOoooooooaaaaAAAAAaaa

Shaman time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLuPQkDT1o

I think my chicken is outside

Is chicken an euphemism for bellybutton?

***YES!! ***

Plump boy bellies

The have ***arrived***

i hate it when you say plump boi belly

i hate is so much

Alice did you get laid last night

You will learn to love it

I don't lke it either

As will you

I'm willing to give big bux for those plump boy bellies

You will learn that the stubbornness inherent in any Hal is beyond anything even subliminal corporate mememagic can penetrate

it just makes me so uncomfortable 😂

i like my flat stomach

I don't like belly buttons

As a kid I was afraid if I picked in it too much my gut would open up and my intestines would start spilling out

belly buttons are weird

jesus christ Hal

An ex once booped me in the bellybutton with her finger and I threw up on her