Claimed she was majority native.

Turned out that she had less native American than the average white American.

According to DNA tests.

I have no native in my tests.

I'm 1/1024 native, I demand a casino!

The percentage she had was so small, it was a 99.99% chance it was a margin of error placement.

But she still said "I have native in me see" " therefore Trump owes me an apology"

Lmao

She needs her knees buckled bro

Misery style hobbling

She also use claims of native American to get free college.

Native Americans don't have to pay taxes, and get free college in the US.

And they get their own autonomous zones, with their own courts.

Which is bullshit

They should get more blankets

The only recompense

Fucking oof

They also get a small check from the government every month.

My biggest oof

Why don't they just live off casino dividends?

Those are proper private corporations

Not government institutions

Natives have an addiction level several times higher than everyone else, native Americans are genetically inclined to be addicted to alcohol, that's why It devastated them when we introduced them to alcohol

Something about their genetics makes them an alcoholic more easily.

Same as abbos

Do you have dry towns like us?

Yeah

I live in a dry town

Lmao

Although that's getting more lax as of recently

So you can't even bring back alcohol from another town?

For the first time in... Well as long as anyone can remember they allowed beer to be sold at a public festival

I live in a drinking town, there's a bar every single place you turn.

Yea? Well our natives sniff petrol

Yeah, that's a thing a lotta people do

Drug issues are awful where I live

See fecken needles laying around public parks and shit

fucking degenerate

Didn't they once buy and sniff so much petrol, that there was a massive national shortage?

In the Northern Territory, which is rife with these subhumans, the have an additive in the fuel that doesn't allow them to get high or something like that

Lmao, probably