*Peter Quill reference*

Seppo is short for septic tank and septic tank rhymes with yank

Cockney rhyming slang

Wow that’s fucking harsh

Oh yeah, because we fucked your women while stationed in Australia during WWII, can't blame them for wanting some southern charm.

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Like a million times ^^^^^

Bob Leckie got some pussy hehe

How noble

The battle of Sydney is hilarious, an American soldier got in a fight with a group of Aussie soldiers, after the fight had been going on for a minute, American military Police jumped in, then more Aussies jumped in, then the whole US base of enlisted men jumped in, then more Aussies.

She broke up with him though because she was a bitch

Eventually a gun fight started

Tbh though, are Australian troops basically *Desert Rangers?*

Just because they be in da desert

Australians are superior to rangers

I never leave shit in my room except beer bottles overnight so I'm not waking anyone up by rattling them about in the recycling

I'm a nice guy national socialist

So apparently the actress and actor of Hermoine from HP and Drako from HP are dating irl. That’s kind awkward because they’ve known each other forever and now they like each other? Also the guy said he’s only ever seen the films once which was release day, he wants to wait for his kids and experience it all over again with them....but if he’s dating Emma Watson how can he experience it with her when she fucking starred in the film and has watched it many times <:FeelsThinkingMan:322909219944660992>

Also the guy, his acting career has stalled really bad after HP where as Emma Watson is hot as fuck and has no stalls. So wtf

I’m thinking too much about this, it’s just weird

Too bad she almost guaranteed fucked Weinstein.

But she didn’t though

She was one of the people named in the whole sexual harassment and rape allegations, except it was alleged that she worked with Weinstein

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That whole situation was a cluster fuck

She’s still hot as fuck

But like in a really respectful way

This is Weinstein

I'm not going to comment on this

Yes

We know who he is

He became like world news

Have this in lieu of my opinion

Wait

Emma Watson was part of the fappening

BIG OOF

What's the fappening?

People hacked hundreds of celebrities iClouds and found sexual photos of them and posted it online