Message from @Maggie The Magpie

Discord ID: 630228093411524638


2019-10-06 02:17:07 UTC  

Gangsta is slang

2019-10-06 02:17:17 UTC  

Gangsters were British, mobsters were Yankee wogs

2019-10-06 02:17:18 UTC  

They’re considered gangsters, thugs.

2019-10-06 02:17:31 UTC  

As I’ve said, TIMES HAVE CHANGED

2019-10-06 02:17:40 UTC  

And nigger groups today are thugs

2019-10-06 02:17:42 UTC  

I like the original.

2019-10-06 02:18:12 UTC  

Time isnt real man

2019-10-06 02:18:18 UTC  

Like you literally still call us Yankees. Other then Australia barely anybody fucking calls us that anymore

2019-10-06 02:18:46 UTC  

I use seppo when I'm not addressing Americans that I'm friendly with

2019-10-06 02:19:08 UTC  

Yeah, I ain't a Yankee, in the US only northerners are called Yankee's

2019-10-06 02:19:14 UTC  

^

2019-10-06 02:19:19 UTC  

Dixie?

2019-10-06 02:19:32 UTC  

People from the south, west coast, and middle country are not called Yankee's

2019-10-06 02:19:36 UTC  

Even now barely anybody in the US calls anybody a yankee lmao

2019-10-06 02:19:37 UTC  

I have a few Dixie mates

2019-10-06 02:20:16 UTC  

Is seppo offensive to you lot?

2019-10-06 02:20:30 UTC  

I'm from Dublin

2019-10-06 02:20:37 UTC  

What does that mean?

2019-10-06 02:21:00 UTC  

Don’t call us seppo, we don’t know what it means.

2019-10-06 02:21:13 UTC  

*Peter Quill reference*

2019-10-06 02:21:26 UTC  

Seppo is short for septic tank and septic tank rhymes with yank

2019-10-06 02:21:32 UTC  

Cockney rhyming slang

2019-10-06 02:21:44 UTC  

Wow that’s fucking harsh

2019-10-06 02:22:06 UTC  

Oh yeah, because we fucked your women while stationed in Australia during WWII, can't blame them for wanting some southern charm.

2019-10-06 02:22:12 UTC  

^

2019-10-06 02:22:16 UTC  

^^^^

2019-10-06 02:22:22 UTC  

Like a million times ^^^^^

2019-10-06 02:22:47 UTC  

Bob Leckie got some pussy hehe

2019-10-06 02:23:52 UTC  

How noble

2019-10-06 02:24:20 UTC  

The battle of Sydney is hilarious, an American soldier got in a fight with a group of Aussie soldiers, after the fight had been going on for a minute, American military Police jumped in, then more Aussies jumped in, then the whole US base of enlisted men jumped in, then more Aussies.

2019-10-06 02:24:23 UTC  

She broke up with him though because she was a bitch

2019-10-06 02:24:29 UTC  

Eventually a gun fight started

2019-10-06 02:25:17 UTC  

Tbh though, are Australian troops basically *Desert Rangers?*

2019-10-06 02:25:50 UTC  

Just because they be in da desert

2019-10-06 02:26:31 UTC  

Australians are superior to rangers

2019-10-06 02:28:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/630229850606534666/FB_IMG_1570327996543.jpg

2019-10-06 02:29:35 UTC  

I never leave shit in my room except beer bottles overnight so I'm not waking anyone up by rattling them about in the recycling

2019-10-06 02:30:03 UTC  

I'm a nice guy national socialist

2019-10-06 02:32:45 UTC  

So apparently the actress and actor of Hermoine from HP and Drako from HP are dating irl. That’s kind awkward because they’ve known each other forever and now they like each other? Also the guy said he’s only ever seen the films once which was release day, he wants to wait for his kids and experience it all over again with them....but if he’s dating Emma Watson how can he experience it with her when she fucking starred in the film and has watched it many times <:FeelsThinkingMan:322909219944660992>

2019-10-06 02:33:51 UTC  

Also the guy, his acting career has stalled really bad after HP where as Emma Watson is hot as fuck and has no stalls. So wtf

2019-10-06 02:34:00 UTC  

I’m thinking too much about this, it’s just weird