Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 631202813204234260


2019-10-08 18:50:50 UTC  

No, but that does happen because of those button-boxers. Whoever invented those should get slapped

2019-10-08 18:51:17 UTC  

There was a track athlete who lost the race because he had to stop because his dick came out of his shorts lol

2019-10-08 18:51:25 UTC  

Just walking around with your whole nutsack hanging out the zipper hole.

2019-10-08 18:51:32 UTC  

<:sadcat:560316521008594944>

2019-10-08 18:51:44 UTC  

Lol, if he had been Olympically dedicated he would've just torn his shorts off and ran on

2019-10-08 18:51:49 UTC  

Handshake but instead they grab your nuts

2019-10-08 18:51:58 UTC  

A weighty greeting

2019-10-08 18:52:06 UTC  

Lolz

2019-10-08 18:52:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/631202201989283900/image0.jpg

2019-10-08 18:52:32 UTC  

**I'M BEING MOLESTED!**

2019-10-08 18:52:40 UTC  

Hey Justin you remember when you told me how Dell was selling that thing for 25k?

2019-10-08 18:52:53 UTC  
2019-10-08 18:53:31 UTC  

It was worth maybe like $200-300 irl but they wanted $25,000

2019-10-08 18:53:39 UTC  

Yeah.

2019-10-08 18:53:44 UTC  

Check this out

2019-10-08 18:53:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/631202604361187332/image0.png

2019-10-08 18:53:52 UTC  

Clothes for your cat.

2019-10-08 18:54:03 UTC  

$100,000 Bethesda store.

2019-10-08 18:54:08 UTC  

OH MY GOD

2019-10-08 18:54:16 UTC  

WHAT THE FUCK

2019-10-08 18:54:37 UTC  

$100,00 fucking dollars for cosplay for your cat.

2019-10-08 18:54:49 UTC  

Halloween costume.

2019-10-08 18:54:53 UTC  

What ever you want it to be.

2019-10-08 18:55:18 UTC  

You could make one of higher quality yourself, than buy that.

2019-10-08 18:55:38 UTC  

Knowing Bethesda it's made out of really cheap shit.

2019-10-08 18:56:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/631203175927513088/image0.png

2019-10-08 18:56:06 UTC  

Even the memorative Nuka-Cola bottles were plastic and not glass WTF

2019-10-08 18:56:06 UTC  

Yeah holy shit the material to price ratio is more than tenfold the insanity of womens underwear

2019-10-08 18:56:12 UTC  

The price compared to the fabric used lol

2019-10-08 18:56:21 UTC  

Wait

2019-10-08 18:56:29 UTC  

So it’s 100,000 per outfit.

2019-10-08 18:56:36 UTC  

Yes.

2019-10-08 18:56:49 UTC  

I’m gonna tweet Bethesda and be like WTF

2019-10-08 18:57:24 UTC  

But also are we not going to forget that the nuka cola bottles were made out of plastic.

2019-10-08 18:57:34 UTC  

Bethesda is fucking retarded

2019-10-08 18:58:20 UTC  

Yeah the bottles were such a huge dissapointment.

2019-10-08 18:58:41 UTC  

Alice did you finish building that assemble-yourself pipboy?

2019-10-08 18:58:45 UTC  

You were paying several hundred dollars for a plastic container of off brand cola, that had a cheap, flimsy plastic Nuka Cola sign on it.

2019-10-08 18:59:04 UTC  

What really sucks is that a couple years ago Bethesda actually sold Nuka Quantum in stores for real. Like the actual drink, actual bottle, only sold at target.

2019-10-08 18:59:27 UTC  

Things like this is why I refuse to buy Bethesda games, I pirate them all.

2019-10-08 18:59:37 UTC  

I didn’t know this because who the fuck shops at target