damn Stew

She is my certified adult guide for this experience.

the woman i'm now fwb with is 20 years older than me

It’s awkward and weird but she is my only help in translation either I like it or not.

do you know any Russian?

Lmao not enough for a conversation

haha same

Spasibo, da, nyet

i see "yes" and "no"

i don't know what the first one is

And due to being a chad gamer I know Russian swear words and a lot of phrases from WWI how to curse out Germany

Spasibo means thank you

cyka blyat

@Tommunist BLYAT CYKA IDI NAHUI BLYAT CYKA I WILL KILL YOU UROD BLYAT NOW GIVE ME SOME BEER BLYAT OR YOU GO TO GULAG, WORK HARD TILL YOU ALMOST DIE BLYAT, THEN YOU GO SUCK SOME HUI BLYAT!

oh jesus

Gopnik

The Russian bot responds to Russian, if you keep using Russian it'll trigger it.

danke

Spas=jokery/shennanigans
I= you(plural) /in
Bo= home (or the male name Bo)

So spasibo means fun in the house

In my language

negroidnyy

negro, ID, new

Negro wants new ID?

негроидный

Woah please

I don't have my cyrilifier on me

ккк

Locked and loaded for larp

I only want to go to moscow in the winer

Russia really pimps their shit out with christmas and and shit

in the winer

But they celebrate christmas in january

What with them being orthodox and all

So in a way, it's always Christmas twice a year

What we all need to do is convert our $ to ₽ to take advantage of their crap economy and go on a massive shopping spree

$1 = ₽65

Jesus.

Sanctions have been good for tourists, not so much Russians.