If I have to go to Hong Kong and start stuffing random Chinese people into heavy duty hefty garbage bags..

Just to get a shirt

Why don’t you make it?

Girl labour? Nah bruh, not Stu

I am a serf I tend to the fields

Potatoes don’t Irish themselves

*Plus, i have no free time I’m working on my land, house and working out*

Guess you’ll perish then

Also wtf is this THING in the server

My piece of ass

Fresh boi pucci for the men

But alice I need a fair maiden to support the serf proletariat with rags @Alpaca13

I’m busy doing hero stuff

Workin on the ambulance and all

Thank me for my service

I’ll injure myself to get in your ambulance Alice

You can thank me for my business by giving me morphine

And hospital free drinks

The gavy strikes again

Gavy niggas be like "heh, my boi pucci fresh bruh"

**phobes**

Phobia means irrational fear. I don’t fear trash, trash fears me.

Morphine is for paramedics only

I am not a paramedic

BUT

Georgia is about to let advance emts give pain relief drugs. We haven’t received which ones exactly, but god I hope not morphine because I don’t want to kill anybody

I think it might just be torodol

If I even spelled that correctly

Definitely not Fentanyl though, that’s tooooo dangerous

Can you prescribe spiritual awakenings?

I swear I’m gonna just start kidnapping Asian children to get my larp gear

My backyard will be your all local sweatshop

I wanna nap but I’m so hungry my stomach hurts

Same 😩

I just load up on large amounts of water when my stomach gets like that on my fasts.

Eating a little bit, just makes the hunger worse

I'd never fast