Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 641650229694955540


2019-11-06 04:37:40 UTC  

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2019-11-06 04:38:01 UTC  

$1 is $1 more that I didn’t have

2019-11-06 04:57:15 UTC  

Where's my doritos?

2019-11-06 05:03:03 UTC  

Anybody want to go in 2k with me to sell Christmas ornaments

2019-11-06 05:13:59 UTC  

what

2019-11-06 05:32:04 UTC  

What is 2k?

2019-11-06 05:32:11 UTC  

I'll sell Christmas ornaments

2019-11-06 06:21:21 UTC  

FRIIIIIDAYYYY!!!

2019-11-06 06:52:11 UTC  

Wednesday

2019-11-06 09:52:10 UTC  

SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻‍♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR PUSSIES👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 COCK🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD DICK 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯‍♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻

2019-11-06 10:02:51 UTC  

How am I supposed to read this shit

2019-11-06 10:06:39 UTC  

With your eyes.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/641579194756628483/02f.jpg

2019-11-06 10:08:17 UTC  

“You can buy a gun under the 2nd amendment but if you’d like to conceal it you’ll have to purchase my 2nd amendment premium 😏😉💦💦.”- United States Government

2019-11-06 13:47:14 UTC  

Kek

2019-11-06 13:47:24 UTC  

Imagine living in a state that requires a conceal license d

2019-11-06 13:47:29 UTC  

CAN'T RELATE

2019-11-06 13:47:33 UTC  

ARIZONA GANG GANG

2019-11-06 14:11:10 UTC  

Arizona allows swords to be carried in the open

2019-11-06 14:11:15 UTC  

Arizona is wild

2019-11-06 14:47:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/641649812231421952/video0.mp4

2019-11-06 14:48:56 UTC  

Working with a K9 seems like the best thing in the world but also the absolute worst because of their death.

2019-11-06 14:57:38 UTC  

They say we need to restore coral reefs and shit like that. Which is very true

2019-11-06 15:01:47 UTC  

Should be the nations with access to coral reefs that pays for it

2019-11-06 15:01:53 UTC  

Meaning not my country

2019-11-06 15:07:08 UTC  

If it’s international waters then...

2019-11-06 15:07:42 UTC  

But yeah, countries like yours should focus on planting more trees and air pollution instead of coral reefs

2019-11-06 15:44:27 UTC  

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) why did I have to read that

2019-11-06 15:44:30 UTC  

Why would you do this

2019-11-06 15:52:55 UTC  

Nigger trees do jack shit

2019-11-06 15:53:11 UTC  

And those with rainforests can focus on the trees

2019-11-06 15:54:02 UTC  

I've got fields to cultivate, so I can feed my pigs, so I can then slaughter them and sell the bacon to the brits

2019-11-06 15:54:15 UTC  

That's basically all we do, and why we don't have forests

2019-11-06 15:54:20 UTC  

Actually we never really had much forest here

2019-11-06 15:54:24 UTC  

We have heathlands

2019-11-06 15:54:54 UTC  

And I will kill anyone who would so much as dare replacing the heather with trees

2019-11-06 15:55:22 UTC  

The forests are up in the other nord-lands

2019-11-06 16:09:55 UTC  

*”some questions”*

2019-11-06 16:10:07 UTC  

Nah, there’s just a big loud no.

2019-11-06 16:12:07 UTC  

If she asks for that, termination, it means she will eventually cheat anyways.