Even she can tell you have a penis, Alice

>lesbian
>female

Oh no

Do you think she was able to smell it through her phone

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Yeah, it's hard to cover up the level of stank that a 13inch long extenda clit puts off

Officers have always been like that

They get the medals after the fight for “leading it” when really all they said was “go right, and you go left”

Alice I just saw that ferret you posted

Now I can’t tell if I want one or not

@Alpaca13 you should’ve seen Italy’s officers in WWI

“Muh going **AROUND** the mountain? Dishonorable cowardice! We’re going through it!”

Right?! @Deleted User I want one but I can’t get one

Off work, we have a no phone policy, so I have a 8 hour dark period once a day.

Yeah it’s like that

Fucking hated my job where I couldn’t do anything

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) @Alpaca13 Y’all always have Jesus to turn to while in the dark.

Thankfully i'm very content with my job now

@Alpaca13 I can give you an ez job

Working for Antebellum, a Southern history team.

If you know how to make a website we need one.

I learned how to make a website a long ass time ago

I’ve completely forgotten now

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I took 2 years of Spanish, learned nothing, worked with Hispanics for 4 months, learned enough to maintain a conversation.

@Alpaca13 I need a website built

i used to make websites when i was a bit younger lol

@farrah You still make them?

no

pain in the ass

They’re hard to make for sure

Well, annoying more like

I miss kitty

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) sometimes school language education can help

When I left your place yesterday my Lyft driver was deaf and I made his day when I could at least hold a bit of conversation with him

Cool catto

Also just found out 11b in the Army has a signing bonus of 40 fucking grand

So guess who's gonna be an infantryman