But you added the second part too fast.

I see what you did there

Pretty delayed hospital services

Smh

Really poor timing but I saw this on Reddit immediately after the fact

(they say that as I unplug the dialysis machine)

Ooooof

His anniversary was in 3 days

Nigga the dialysis machine being unplugged isn’t gonna kill you the fuck

That’s literally one of the least machines to be unplugged and it effects you

You could of said literally anything else and it’d have a worse effect being unplugged at that very second

Damn man, don't have a stroke.

@Issa Dornan

GG @farrah, you just advanced to level 15!

what do u mean enlist as an officer

if u enlist, ur not an officer, four year college

unless you’re going for army and warrant officer?

What

I'm enlisting now

and eventually going to become an officer

ideally

ohhh

lol good luck

honestly better to just do it now

Try for officer right off the bat?

I'm not one for being babied around by NCOs for a few years while everyone laughs at me

2nd Lieutenant's are professional bitch boys.

^

You either go in, get proper combat experience and training, go through proper qualifications, learn the ropes

and then actually make career officer

Or take the easy route

And have 0 respect from anyone

It’s not at all the easy route

OCS is fuckin hard

You have to do the same thing if you go through enlistment

By far, in comparison, the easy route

Nay

I agree with 0-hero equals no respect. That’s why I refuse to get my paramedic now

My EMT teacher wants me to get my paramedic but literally at 20 years old I will have no respect as a paramedic

It's fun watching 2nd Lieutenant's try to strong-arm Seargant Major's, I loved the story of the Captain that scolded his Lieutenant's for trying to boss around his senior enlisted.