Message from @Alpaca13
Discord ID: 646088218407600159
Like I remember sending them
But I swear to god what I sent made sense, but now reading them I’m like wtf
WTF IS THIS
IM LAJGBING SO HARD I CANT BREATHE
How drunk are you now
SHPA
SUPA
I have never been this drunk before
Moon shine is the best
Don’t get hooked
Nah I’m good
It’s just a once in a while kind of thing
Mhm
It's not even 7am yet and you're drunk!?
A tuatp
Actually
I got drunk around noon
I'm gonna post links here to see what they are. Had them saved for a long time now and forgot
At a quarter to 7 in the morning?
You should both be reprimanded
Quart to 7
I don’t know amb
It was noon here
It's the same time everywhere, don't be dumb
You can apologise by sending feet
Fuck, neither work. I know what one of them was but not which one it was
Okie dokie
The Marines are the only place where PC shit is still mocked, that's why it's called "The Man's Club" because it's the only branch which segregates women and only has 30 combat arm females in the entire branch, yes, only 30 in the entire Corps.
Meanwhile in the Army you will probably end up under the command of Colonel Shaniqua, the Black Female senior officer.
Have you seen the new Army officer school graduates, mother of God.
Once the current generation retire or die, we are fucked.
SO. MANY. SHEBOONS.
Army drill Seargant's aren't even allowed to use curse words anymore
Meanwhile, the Marines hazed a private so bad on Parris Island a month ago, he jumped out of a window and killed himself
Oh, and Special forces, if you are going SF, PC shit is mocked.
