Hell he's in a POG MOS

I’m drunk as fuck

In the marines you get told constantly “Do not rape people” and they do anyway

You’re drunk?

How many fingers am I holding up? @Alpaca13

10

I'm going to bed and tomorrow I'll eat salmon and sweat

WHAT

WHY ARE YOU SWEATING

HEllo

HAL

I had moonshine

Am I blooded yet

7. @Alpaca13

Moonshine is good

Ah du no

I was off on

I had no idea the military turned so PC.

It’ll be like Britain’s army eventually.

Not gonna lie

I don’t remember sending my previous messages

Like I remember sending them

But I swear to god what I sent made sense, but now reading them I’m like wtf

WTF IS THIS

IM LAJGBING SO HARD I CANT BREATHE

https://youtu.be/baR-VdBPzzo

@Deleted User

How drunk are you now

SHPA

SUPA

I have never been this drunk before

Moon shine is the best

Don’t get hooked

Nah I’m good

It’s just a once in a while kind of thing

Mhm

It's not even 7am yet and you're drunk!?

A tuatp

Actually

I got drunk around noon