I fell through the ice in the middle of a creek that day

Fun time

Yeah me neither

Taken moments before disaster

I did that once on the way to school a while ago. I feel through the creek and while we walked to school my pants froze solid

Yeah, it wasn't too bad solely because my legs got the whole burning sensation pretty quickly

My school has a uniform of khaki pants a navy blue polo so I have to go to the unfirom closet and borrow some clothes

So I wasnt cold

And that's good

I was hiking and about 2 miles in the woods

Well what’s sucks is that my underwear was still soaking wet

Ooof

The first thing I did was take my socks off

Yeah so all day I had a jacket tied around my waist

Yeah don’t wanna lose the toes

I would've asked for a plastic bag and taken them off

Dornan, goal, try to masturbate as much as you can in boot camp, and track it, just don't let your drill Sergeant find your list.

No

Absolutely not

Make the blankets tear

I don’t even think that’s funny because if he gets caught that will literally be a world of disaster.

That's the thrill

Imagine getting the Army nickname of like COOMER.

Dude he might get discharged

Hmmmm

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

Mentally ill for masturbating in a room full of other dudes, every day of boot camp and keeping a list.

We need them Green Berets with excessive right-arm strength.

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I want to be able to do the pushup requirement either my right arm alone

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GG @Alpaca13, you just advanced to level 38!

Ayy

I made that

Indeed

Why tf isnt it a png tho

Idk

Also I'm a mile walk from home and it just started to snow

Ffs

*Run*