these are excel-lent jokes XD

These are probably not funny

depends on if you like microsoft excel

Let me put it this way: when i realize that I need to use it, i go like `fuck my life`

@angeryer all the single people in my area want open relationships

🤔 🤔 🤔

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

<:TimThink:482277772497125378> <- Proof Tim is a Nazi

are they serious?

Maybe

Any coherent thought should be considered *hate speech*

are you really bi @Cody

wouldn't it just be a hate thought at that point?

Look at the ADL's number sections and it's every other number is considered hateful

Yeah

Why?

would have never guessed

no, as you know, hate thoughts are even worse than hate speech

Every other number from 10 - 30 is a hate symbol

but again this is the internet

cause you're hiding it

oh, i didn't know.

**HATE THOUGHTS**

Cause I be creepin

Only liberals, like Jedis can spot a hateful thought

Thought Crimes. You Wrongthink, you go to the thought crime Gulag.

Have you been with a man? @Cody

https://youtu.be/QcDkUf6rz60

So we need thought police

I'm still a virgin

Not to be confused with Thot Crimes, which is usually tax evasion and unlawful prostitution.

@JustTom kek, true

🤔

Only reason I would not date a guy, is cause I cant have a kid with a guy unless we adopt

If a thot does a wrong think making her guilty of wrong think could she be charged with thot thot 🤔

But I want my own flesh and blood

sounds gay

@Aperture Tech only if she's republican

Why the fuck did you respond with a purple fruit?

@Pondo ah yes of course