but i didn't name him

* joke

Apparently too many EU congresspeople are having explosive shitting attacks from having their names spoken aloud, so they're trying to ban it.

Pondo can we please get our lawyer and sue paradox for dead naming please

deadnaming also works with using someone's prior gender pronouns

EU, oh that middle eastern country?

european union

EU Congresspeople prefer to be refered to as: "Hey you fuckhole that's ruining the world!" or "You goddamn asshole that's supporting muslim rapists!"

ya, that middle eastern country

calling them by their real name (aka "Dead Name") is harmful

😕 <:NPC:500042527231967262>

y?

Call me by my name sir

Bet you cant

I just said. They hate themselves so much that just hearing their real name causes them to shit themselves in a panic attack.

ill just call you asshole, that's probably correct at least 20% of the time.

fair?

Now now Paradox, don't belittle him like that. It's probably right at least 30% of the time.

works for every1 too, so I don't have to try to remember things.

No, Paradox has reptile eye on his profile pic, we can't sue him

He's in a Zukerberg circles

We must have contacts to the lizard lawyers

*slams desk*

Impossible

Alright fellas

Time to do the thing

You know?

Go to bed

Wait. What if we contact the trans-lizard-lawyers? We could say that him calling everyone "asshole" is transphobic, and to please use the term "male sexhole" instead?

Alright bye

Just Tom

You're a genius

Get them on the line

on it!

@JustTom man with his connection he could sit in front of congress and still slip away

Pondo

We must try

After the kavanaugh situation you know the political climate

With a trans lizard lawyer we cant lose

I was like you some day, hopeful, not afraid of the lizard people, but then I took an arrow in the knee

Get the lizard lawyers drunk