don't deadname @Paradox 😂

what's that?

What's what?

deadname

It's when you call someone by their given name and they have a panic attack and shit themselves, so you get arrested.

https://youtu.be/3SDBTVcBUVs

oh, i didn't name anyone did I?

hmm, oh well.

no, the primary teacher. Maybe she's a trans woman and you attempted to dead name her

but i didn't name him

* joke

Apparently too many EU congresspeople are having explosive shitting attacks from having their names spoken aloud, so they're trying to ban it.

Pondo can we please get our lawyer and sue paradox for dead naming please

deadnaming also works with using someone's prior gender pronouns

EU, oh that middle eastern country?

european union

EU Congresspeople prefer to be refered to as: "Hey you fuckhole that's ruining the world!" or "You goddamn asshole that's supporting muslim rapists!"

ya, that middle eastern country

calling them by their real name (aka "Dead Name") is harmful

😕 <:NPC:500042527231967262>

y?

Call me by my name sir

Bet you cant

I just said. They hate themselves so much that just hearing their real name causes them to shit themselves in a panic attack.

ill just call you asshole, that's probably correct at least 20% of the time.

fair?

Now now Paradox, don't belittle him like that. It's probably right at least 30% of the time.

works for every1 too, so I don't have to try to remember things.

No, Paradox has reptile eye on his profile pic, we can't sue him

He's in a Zukerberg circles

We must have contacts to the lizard lawyers

*slams desk*

Impossible

Alright fellas

Time to do the thing

You know?

Go to bed

Wait. What if we contact the trans-lizard-lawyers? We could say that him calling everyone "asshole" is transphobic, and to please use the term "male sexhole" instead?

Alright bye

Just Tom

You're a genius