Message from @Aperture Tech

Discord ID: 517801012157743105


2018-11-29 20:33:11 UTC  

Now now Paradox, don't belittle him like that. It's probably right at least 30% of the time.

2018-11-29 20:33:29 UTC  

works for every1 too, so I don't have to try to remember things.

2018-11-29 20:33:31 UTC  

No, Paradox has reptile eye on his profile pic, we can't sue him

2018-11-29 20:34:01 UTC  

He's in a Zukerberg circles

2018-11-29 20:34:02 UTC  

We must have contacts to the lizard lawyers

2018-11-29 20:34:16 UTC  

*slams desk*

2018-11-29 20:34:20 UTC  

Impossible

2018-11-29 20:34:51 UTC  

Alright fellas

2018-11-29 20:34:57 UTC  

Time to do the thing

2018-11-29 20:35:02 UTC  

You know?

2018-11-29 20:35:06 UTC  

Go to bed

2018-11-29 20:35:08 UTC  

Wait. What if we contact the trans-lizard-lawyers? We could say that him calling everyone "asshole" is transphobic, and to please use the term "male sexhole" instead?

2018-11-29 20:35:11 UTC  

Alright bye

2018-11-29 20:35:28 UTC  

Just Tom

2018-11-29 20:35:36 UTC  

You're a genius

2018-11-29 20:35:42 UTC  

Get them on the line

2018-11-29 20:35:49 UTC  

on it!

2018-11-29 20:35:51 UTC  

@JustTom man with his connection he could sit in front of congress and still slip away

2018-11-29 20:36:00 UTC  

Pondo

2018-11-29 20:36:04 UTC  

We must try

2018-11-29 20:36:21 UTC  

After the kavanaugh situation you know the political climate

2018-11-29 20:36:36 UTC  

With a trans lizard lawyer we cant lose

2018-11-29 20:37:12 UTC  

I was like you some day, hopeful, not afraid of the lizard people, but then I took an arrow in the knee

2018-11-29 20:37:17 UTC  

Get the lizard lawyers drunk

2018-11-29 20:37:31 UTC  

That's right. We can't let all those lying Thots come up and testify against someone, and NOT get him thrown in jail for crimes he didn't commit, AGAIN. Imagine what kind of horrible day that would be if we can't get lying Thots to lie and throw people in jail just because we don't like them!

2018-11-29 20:38:14 UTC  

Tom take pondo to meet with the lawyers

2018-11-29 20:38:21 UTC  

We need pondo

2018-11-29 20:38:56 UTC  

His intelligence with previous lizard cases will provide necessary information if we are going to do this

2018-11-29 20:38:57 UTC  

*The joke has gone too far* lol

2018-11-29 20:39:03 UTC  

I propose the wokest way to fight illness

2018-11-29 20:39:09 UTC  

That’s what she said

2018-11-29 20:39:13 UTC  

TAX IT

2018-11-29 20:39:21 UTC  

They will be afraid to get sick

2018-11-29 20:39:30 UTC  

Eh?

2018-11-29 20:40:07 UTC  

<:commie:463087263153258506> brothers

2018-11-29 20:40:17 UTC  

Comrades

2018-11-29 20:40:26 UTC  

Eww

2018-11-29 20:40:30 UTC  

Commies

2018-11-29 20:40:30 UTC  

i got some luxury mince pies mmmmmmm

2018-11-29 20:40:44 UTC  

Share with me comrade

2018-11-29 20:40:55 UTC  

nein