Message from @Aperture Tech
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Now now Paradox, don't belittle him like that. It's probably right at least 30% of the time.
works for every1 too, so I don't have to try to remember things.
No, Paradox has reptile eye on his profile pic, we can't sue him
He's in a Zukerberg circles
We must have contacts to the lizard lawyers
*slams desk*
Impossible
Alright fellas
Time to do the thing
You know?
Go to bed
Wait. What if we contact the trans-lizard-lawyers? We could say that him calling everyone "asshole" is transphobic, and to please use the term "male sexhole" instead?
Alright bye
Just Tom
You're a genius
Get them on the line
on it!
@JustTom man with his connection he could sit in front of congress and still slip away
Pondo
We must try
With a trans lizard lawyer we cant lose
I was like you some day, hopeful, not afraid of the lizard people, but then I took an arrow in the knee
Get the lizard lawyers drunk
That's right. We can't let all those lying Thots come up and testify against someone, and NOT get him thrown in jail for crimes he didn't commit, AGAIN. Imagine what kind of horrible day that would be if we can't get lying Thots to lie and throw people in jail just because we don't like them!
Tom take pondo to meet with the lawyers
We need pondo
His intelligence with previous lizard cases will provide necessary information if we are going to do this
*The joke has gone too far* lol
I propose the wokest way to fight illness
That’s what she said
TAX IT
They will be afraid to get sick
Eh?
<:commie:463087263153258506> brothers
Comrades
Eww
Commies
i got some luxury mince pies mmmmmmm
Share with me comrade
nein