Dobt threaten me with a good time

Florida in its entirety is mine. I'm king of the swamp cats and meff men. I am all that is American outback. I. Am. Florida Man

But no really. I'm 3 six packs away from making deep horizon look like a kid's waterpark

Can we get a boomba emoji?

on it

💥🤖

<:Boomba:683099571236372500>

Ahh, thanks

So whats the plan for you guys meeting up tomorrow?

idk but youre sounding very FED like asking questions as such

Uh huh

Secret squirrel stuff

You sound as drunk/buzzed as I do for stating as such

Lol

Heres my plan
Case the place ang get a good feel for whats in the area.
Go get a paper bag
Put dog poop in it
Light it on fire in front of the building
See if a fed comes to put out the fire

Nyet

Place caltrop inside dog poop first

Oof

Shitty surprise

Dont wanna hurt a restraunt manager

Its already a shitty job

Are you placing said bag in front of a restaurant

Yes that's where the meet is

Oh

Abort caltrop

C'mon fed you are supposed to know more than us

Pffft

Just throw on sanitary gloves and shove a caltrop in the shit

Have you even seen the shit show of fed spending. Fed doesnt even know what fed is buying

Nope

$90 for a cable thats about 8in in length where if you buy same materials to make the cable and spend same 90, you get about 20ish of the same cables

Or you can buy premade cables from a private sector only business, pay 90 and walk away with a bundle of 40 superior quality cables

Buy clamps, wire strippers, shrink sleeves too and it runs you about 140

But its fed and they dont care how much they spend and are willing to pay for it because "that's a bargain. I mean its the lowest bidder so we cant possibly find any better and cheaper"

Hi, new to this messenger

Yo yo 👋 👋

*something something jingle jangle jingle

On a positive personal note I got a vasectomy last month and went to do my post op earlier this week

Got my call this morning

Daddy is sterile