Message from @CelticCastaway
Discord ID: 683107180542558383
And the cherry on top is paying for the state to prosecute you
Anyone hits florida before me and I'll cut off their balls, pan fry them and eat them right in front of them while staring them down to establish dominance
Dobt threaten me with a good time
Florida in its entirety is mine. I'm king of the swamp cats and meff men. I am all that is American outback. I. Am. Florida Man
But no really. I'm 3 six packs away from making deep horizon look like a kid's waterpark
Can we get a boomba emoji?
on it
💥🤖
<:Boomba:683099571236372500>
Ahh, thanks
So whats the plan for you guys meeting up tomorrow?
idk but youre sounding very FED like asking questions as such
Uh huh
Secret squirrel stuff
You sound as drunk/buzzed as I do for stating as such
Lol
Heres my plan
Case the place ang get a good feel for whats in the area.
Go get a paper bag
Put dog poop in it
Light it on fire in front of the building
See if a fed comes to put out the fire
Nyet
Place caltrop inside dog poop first
Oof
Dont wanna hurt a restraunt manager
Its already a shitty job
Are you placing said bag in front of a restaurant
Yes that's where the meet is
Oh
Abort caltrop
C'mon fed you are supposed to know more than us
Pffft
Just throw on sanitary gloves and shove a caltrop in the shit
Have you even seen the shit show of fed spending. Fed doesnt even know what fed is buying
Nope
$90 for a cable thats about 8in in length where if you buy same materials to make the cable and spend same 90, you get about 20ish of the same cables
Or you can buy premade cables from a private sector only business, pay 90 and walk away with a bundle of 40 superior quality cables
Buy clamps, wire strippers, shrink sleeves too and it runs you about 140
But its fed and they dont care how much they spend and are willing to pay for it because "that's a bargain. I mean its the lowest bidder so we cant possibly find any better and cheaper"
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Yo yo 👋 👋
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On a positive personal note I got a vasectomy last month and went to do my post op earlier this week