You seem smarter than the average kid. Level with him.

@jeepercreeper TX check your new color

Oi vei

everyone's planning and stocking up and I'm just out here driving my rig, send help pls

Idk if we can 🤣 what state ya in?

Georiga, Mississippi bound

Oof, yea bud I'm in Oklahoma

Ya know....i had an idea

Jeeper dammit come on I wanna see the new color

Hauling beer of all things

*Bottles or cans*

Sounds to me like you are just fine. If you get cornered barter beer for your life.

Cans, it's a Mississippi delivery. Come on now.

Fuckin

Come by my place and share XS

Now, we certain this isn't barq's root beer? Because Mississippi has a thing for that.

If it has beer in its name literally every redneck here will find you

Not even the good rednecks either

The “I’ll fuck my sister to marry your cousin” kind of redneck

They called my wife from the cdc, one of her colleagues was super into zoonotic diseases along with her until she got into orthopedics. My wife waslike, I’m preggo with twins... I think we just really missed a shot to learn some interesting info. I think alll of Asian was lying about death rates.

What gave that away?

Italy lmao

Yea ...i was calling them out day 1

Looks good

It just surprising all of them were lying, I thought Japan would be more truthful along with South Korea but it looks like North Korea was most honest

8pm 1 case

815pm 0

Oof

I do not wanna get this.

But i also wanna help my community

My daughters are having a blast eating some good shrimp

I honestly don’t think it worth it at this point- I almost had a dude fist fight me for 1% milk lmao.

Good, it's time to hunker the hell down i guess...I'm gonna try to help my community a bit before i lock down.

Meat, eggs, milk and cleaner section were empty sorry I sent the wrong pics the first time lol.

This is how I felt watching everyone as I was picking up the 1% for the cake I was making.

The thing tht confuses me is everyone is buying the wrong shit too.

I have got to say it’s funny

Man you said your wife is pregnant and I immediately looked at your pfp and was like “did it happen like that or”

Hmm?