Message from @jeepercreeper TX

Discord ID: 689555019413848069


2020-03-17 18:20:34 UTC  

Yup!

2020-03-17 18:20:52 UTC  

I want an axe

2020-03-17 18:20:52 UTC  

And they will have to be at level IV plates too. Let's hope they're ceramic

2020-03-17 18:26:06 UTC  

@Mjolnir Spartan HELLOOO Daddyyy 😻

2020-03-17 19:09:55 UTC  

@jeepercreeper TX you're so naughty

2020-03-17 19:10:23 UTC  

TX guard just got activated

2020-03-17 19:11:17 UTC  

@NotTyrone420 don’t worry they’re just building tents the help house the sick people...like camping....

2020-03-17 19:11:26 UTC  

Death camps

2020-03-17 19:11:36 UTC  

Cause they are dying lol

2020-03-17 19:11:37 UTC  

Source

2020-03-17 19:11:45 UTC  

I’m on standby for activation rn

2020-03-17 19:12:15 UTC  

And my buddy in the TX Guard just said he did😂

2020-03-17 19:12:47 UTC  

Got to love it

2020-03-17 19:13:36 UTC  

My buddy who’s a cop in Texas just told me the NG was starting rolling just a little bit ago too. He wasn’t sure what they were doing.

2020-03-17 19:14:19 UTC  

@jeepercreeper TX you're now famous

2020-03-17 19:14:57 UTC  

Nice

2020-03-17 19:17:13 UTC  

@Mjolnir Spartan yessss...I AM 💜

2020-03-17 19:25:00 UTC  

@Mjolnir Spartan..sweetie I am INFAMOUS...

2020-03-17 19:25:13 UTC  

All day

2020-03-17 19:25:27 UTC  

Looks like ill be on the news soon as well 🔫

2020-03-17 19:27:02 UTC  

Headlined: Man killed by own wife during the first days of the Big Igloo

2020-03-17 19:29:47 UTC  

🤣

2020-03-17 19:30:51 UTC  

@Mjolnir Spartan 😂😂😂 i wouldn't hurt you...the beard tickles 😻

2020-03-17 19:31:00 UTC  

*Hawt*

2020-03-17 19:31:57 UTC  

Be careful, i doubt she'd have any problem hurting you.

2020-03-17 19:32:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682273976013029391/689556760453054494/tumblr_mddfv0gqba1qizcl9o1_500.jpg

2020-03-17 19:32:50 UTC  

While we’re here am I allowed to get the channel*Fedboi-Fucktoys*?

2020-03-17 19:33:02 UTC  

Idc

2020-03-17 19:33:24 UTC  

Cool it’s where I’ll put all my improvised *freedom devices*

2020-03-17 19:33:46 UTC  

Done

2020-03-17 19:33:49 UTC  

I only hurt in good ways...but yeah I have no fear

2020-03-17 19:34:02 UTC  

Yeet skeet TIME TO THROW IDEAS

2020-03-17 19:34:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682273976013029391/689557230760230913/89113906_650381748866714_4424335000900468736_n.mp4

2020-03-17 19:36:12 UTC  

I just got a sales call for super low rate life insurance...think they found me bois 🤔

2020-03-17 19:36:26 UTC  

Damn

2020-03-17 19:36:57 UTC  

I started laughing and they hung up on me..how rude!!

2020-03-17 19:37:37 UTC  

They are still printing paper so it's prolly that

2020-03-17 19:38:50 UTC  

I have 'insurance'..all over my place... and 5 within 5 feet of me

2020-03-17 19:39:31 UTC  

I would be more concerned with them having no obligation to fund "terrorists"

2020-03-17 19:41:44 UTC  

I just laughed @O/K/ie Voluntaryist life insurance...they know things we don't 😂