dude, if God came to me and asked if I wanted to carry His child, I would 100% say yes without hesitation

*i woudl say no*

Fuck

I was gonna say that

Gotcha

God damn, we're all on the same meme-wavelength

Time to burst from the collective onto my own wavelength

I would hope you didn't say yes 😂

me too

Would god make you give birth out of your dick or your ass?

Whaddya think

I would hope ass

It's the lesser of two evils

C-section!

Oh

I didn't think of that

What if he split your dick in half and yanked it out of your gaping pelvis

no

oh heavens 😂 😂

now that is the miracle of life

Miracle of _death_

Sounds damn painful

That's not how you give birth...

depends on how high you get before hand

True

Man every day I look at the news and realize how wise this man is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQFZISanlo

Sargon was banned on patreon

Rip

it's really past the point of saturation with patreon bans. They are at the point already where there is nothing that can save them from being picked apart by the left while they ruined their trust with the right

Patreon works for artists tho....

For now

pity a lot of them used to use Tumblr

In B4 Pornhub bans porn

Lol

patreon opened it's veins in a warm shower though

Welcome to "Hub"

Sadly... possible

You guise can give me the money you would otherwise donate to Sargon and I will forward it to him; scouts honor....

SJWs ruining everything

for a fee of course 😉