like playing chess with a pigeon....

I don't know, there'd be a lot of responsibility in carrying God's kid

I'd do it just for the free fish and bread

Hey man, free fish and bread is no joke

I would assume the pregnancy would be the same as any other pregnancy

Except there was no touching

probably easier

I don't know, did God have to have sex with Mary?

God doesn't have a body

Hence his Son to walk the earth

According to some

Nah, how could it have been an immaculate conception if she had sex out of wedlock?

I've heard both

it is possible to become pregnant without having sex

Yes

You just need semen

Tukey baste

The ol' turkey baster maneuver

Schedrevka is 500 IQ

dude, if God came to me and asked if I wanted to carry His child, I would 100% say yes without hesitation

*i woudl say no*

Fuck

I was gonna say that

Gotcha

God damn, we're all on the same meme-wavelength

Time to burst from the collective onto my own wavelength

I would hope you didn't say yes 😂

me too

Would god make you give birth out of your dick or your ass?

Whaddya think

I would hope ass

It's the lesser of two evils

C-section!

Oh

I didn't think of that

What if he split your dick in half and yanked it out of your gaping pelvis

no

oh heavens 😂 😂

now that is the miracle of life

Miracle of _death_

Sounds damn painful