@Misomania lmao

bomb threat at hacker way

facebook hq

That twist at the end

She’s the one wife I wouldn’t let in the kitchen

facebook hq evacuated

Hmm

Great

FACEBOOK MODS ARE EVACUATED

POST CP

ya

“Ah shit I saw some CP and liked it.”

quick go post trump memes

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1072683721898295297

there worse then cp

“If I threaten them they won’t be able to report me to the FBI.”

bomb threat apparently

im pretty sure trump memes will be a faste rban than CP

I bet some poor shit had to sit and scrub Facebook and he was like “fuck this.”

“Hopefully I get to go home early.”

*uses office phone to call Facebook manager’s office.*

“There’s a bomb in the building”

*hang up*

whole new meaning to the phrase "only boomers use facebook"

😂

@byathy fuk fb

but how can you facebook stalk people that don't use facebook?

no that i'm into that sort of thing

or anything

but for the people that might be so inclined

fuck

i can remember that there is something i want to buy on amazon

can't for the life of me, remeber what the fuck it was

Amazon stalks you they can help just axe them

@taekahn facebook has trackers embedded in most pages now

@taekahn yea fb track your IP

so do all websites

and sell u shit

you don't need to be logged in, they log ip address

cookies too

where you can from and where you go to as well