And those who didnt had to fight the church and their kings

Man you'd think all that wildin would lead to something

*Pagan death squads*

Well they would just wine after they got obliterated

The christian church is so goofy they can't even decide which way to worship

You mean protestants?

Who are as good as pagans?

Are you Catholic?

Yeah

Because those mf are basically pagan

Lmao aight we going there

Off

Oof

That's a yikes from me

Polytheistic with extra steps and kid touches to boot

Ya dog yall do an actual ass ton of pagan practice

^

Dozens and dozens of saints

Ritualized chants

Idk sound p pagan

That’s partially the reason that Ireland converted so easily

Did you know getting married is a pagan concept

Yep

At first Christians scored the practice because they thought it was a bond of sexual union and disliked that, but later adopted it to help convert pagans

So is Christmas, Easter, New Years and the solstice

And valentine's day

Christian's banned the christmas tree too

Not to mention the days of the weeks

And the callender in general

They seem also to have banned air

Wanna try that again and actually make sense this time?

I wish air was banned

Same

Roh roh raggy retard alert!

The main reasons the Northmen converted was because the Christ-God already resembled Odin. They literally wanted the missionaries to shut the fuck up. And how convenient that god was never really described until Odin's appearance was encountered. Christianity is nothing but a religion of thievery.

@Trash Squid

Christian's be like

> they converted to christianity because they wanted the missiomaries to shut up
That or they were mass converted after they progamer move on churches failed and christians started the "on your knees or without your head policy"