Bippity boppity split the sea

Look my staff is a snake

Jew Magic nothing more

The sea was paid off

Are you telling me that jew magic is more powerful that your so calles "gods"

And it was a tyrannical church vs free people who didnt organize and army

Most where force converted after their kings where paid off and converted

Man thats lame

Christian death squads now

And those who didnt had to fight the church and their kings

Man you'd think all that wildin would lead to something

*Pagan death squads*

Well they would just wine after they got obliterated

The christian church is so goofy they can't even decide which way to worship

You mean protestants?

Who are as good as pagans?

Are you Catholic?

Yeah

Because those mf are basically pagan

Lmao aight we going there

Off

Oof

That's a yikes from me

Polytheistic with extra steps and kid touches to boot

Ya dog yall do an actual ass ton of pagan practice

^

Dozens and dozens of saints

Ritualized chants

Idk sound p pagan

That’s partially the reason that Ireland converted so easily

Did you know getting married is a pagan concept

Yep

At first Christians scored the practice because they thought it was a bond of sexual union and disliked that, but later adopted it to help convert pagans

So is Christmas, Easter, New Years and the solstice

And valentine's day

Christian's banned the christmas tree too

Not to mention the days of the weeks

And the callender in general

They seem also to have banned air

Wanna try that again and actually make sense this time?

I wish air was banned