That’s partially the reason that Ireland converted so easily

Did you know getting married is a pagan concept

Yep

At first Christians scored the practice because they thought it was a bond of sexual union and disliked that, but later adopted it to help convert pagans

So is Christmas, Easter, New Years and the solstice

And valentine's day

Christian's banned the christmas tree too

Not to mention the days of the weeks

And the callender in general

They seem also to have banned air

Wanna try that again and actually make sense this time?

I wish air was banned

Same

Roh roh raggy retard alert!

The main reasons the Northmen converted was because the Christ-God already resembled Odin. They literally wanted the missionaries to shut the fuck up. And how convenient that god was never really described until Odin's appearance was encountered. Christianity is nothing but a religion of thievery.

@Trash Squid

Christian's be like

> they converted to christianity because they wanted the missiomaries to shut up
That or they were mass converted after they progamer move on churches failed and christians started the "on your knees or without your head policy"

So you admit Christian's used the same tactic as muslims? How very judeo of you.

Not only jesus proved to be more powerful that any larper northern god by comming to thsi world as a human with no power but he also stayed dead since now he sist on the fathers right side

Christianity should have stayed in the desert with the camels where it belonged. No one gives a ahit about a dead jew.

*Suposedly* coming to visit this world.

I do admit that christianity used the same taktics as muslims because ass you guessed muslims were using the same ones as pagand

How very judeo also of you

And more than likely his body was stolen by zealots to be treated as a martyr. Revolutions work better with a symbol

Oh you mean pagans were telling Christian's to gtfo of their land? Since the Christian invaders basically burned and destroyed relics left and right in countless acts of cultural barbarism?

> Christianity should have stayed in the desert with the camels where it belonged. No one gives a ahit about a dead jew.
Seems that more people care about a dead jew than a guy who drank semen and was "wilding in the forest"

Seems that the only way christianity spread was through deceit and murder but k

> Oh you mean pagans were telling Christian's to gtfo of their land? Since the Christian invaders basically burned and destroyed relics left and right in countless acts of cultural barbarism?
Yes, specially after the northern guys kept invading and sacking christian lands

Oh boo hoo. Like the francs and english never raided the fuck out of each other

*wah the Danes wanted more territory just like Christian's did*

Pagans be like:
BRO YOU CANT KILL US BRO THATS UNFAIR YOU CANT DO THAT WE DID NOTHING TO YOU

And they lost

And now they cry over the internet as if someone actually cared about them

Christian's be like: Lemme just decemate your entire culture real quick because we don't like you, and blame you for all our woes while simultaneously burning everything we disagree with. Oh and we're going to keep humanity completely stupid about technology for the majority of the middle ages because *heresy*

Pagans are actually very similar to jews and muslims

They both yell the same

Its only funny when we do it