my cousin got ticketed for having his phone out - and after fighting it in court, he's gonna lose his license for a year and then have to start from scratch :l

Unbelievable

yeah dog - I mean - obviously this system will cure our society of distracted driving in a civilization that grows more fucking distracting everyday

don't get me wrong - if you're driving, you should be focused on it

but. . . a year suspension on a one time infraction with no victim? . .

k

This is also how you hand over your license and registration to the officer

I pretty much just got paid to fuck around for 8 hours

Remember when the commies tried to claim that talking on the phone while driving was the anti christ and basically as bad as drunk driving

What a load of horseshit

When dod they say that?

I never heard the theological excuse

but they do treat it that way here.

I think some places, it's even illegal if your passenger has their phone out

Well they made it against the law for one thing

Jesus

as they could be texting "" for you ""

@Bard Oi, I'll have you know I ONLY hit 14 cripples while texting, 12 of them were in crutches so they'll be fine

I'm still picking pieces of the old bitch's wheelchair outta my grill so it'll be alright

https://youtu.be/94m_P4-0wXw

"" *Heavens to Betsy - where on **EARTH** is your Toy Store?* ""

On a more serious note, the speedbump put the hooker in my trunk back to sleep. The screaming was getting a little Annoying

I mean what

*What I meant to type was uhh. Drive safely guys!*

"" *Leilan, take this saw and climb on to the hood and see if you can cut him free.* [ BUMP ] *Oh! Nevermind! That other boy knocked him loose!* ""

Is this some sort of faggot footlocker joke I don't understand?

*bootlicker lmao

Ram ranch?

no. 2 guy absolutely fucks

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/ban-on-assault-weapons-sales-advances-in-virginia/2020/02/07/1e99bc58-4908-11ea-bdbf-1dfb23249293_story.html

@Mars would you believe me if I told you he was Ukrainian

There are definitely some Ukrainian rebels wearing cowboy hats and texas patches right now so I'm not surprised

@One Shot Paddy Yes.

Welp your right

He’s full blooded Ukrainian

Someone boog this too

@One Shot Paddy tbh, with the glasses and his face sorta, I almost thought it was you lmao