ima put that mfer in a headlock

lmao

fuckin,i see it now, we all get together to hunt cryptids,and it turns into some Odysseus shit where we get lost at sea and gotta kill a whole BUNCHA dumb shit

Lost *innawoods*

***R I F T S***

it turns into a show,and the opening is like a fucking bass boosted trap Xfiles theme with us doing vaguely-crackheaded level shit just to survive

jesus christ dude

there is no shooting that mother fucker if he ran at you, you'd simply shit your life out

thats why we coat our spears in silver and create a phalanx while the bois in the back blast it with fire

Yeet or be yeeted

I wish I could see what happened exactly after the video cuts. But I also know I don't want to.

^^

https://www.reddit.com/r/TerminallyStupid/comments/f2uc75/what_did_he_think_would_happen/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Lmao this kid

ahh

retards and paintball guns

i love that combo

So fucking dumb it's great

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsFightingThings/comments/f28lwi/man_killed_by_bladeweilding_rooster_during/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

More birds being chaos energy gods

I want to make a channel for birb posting

It has been done

Go to the Birb-Posting channel for all your birb needs

Birds aren't real

No u

When I was at the VA rally, there was a little bird perched on the street sign beside me. It made me think about how the conspiracy then I went to go take a video of it and it flew away when I pointed phone at it

Coincidence? IDK lol

The birb agenda is powerful

If you think they behave randomly you are wrong

They're all in on it

We just don't know what *IT* is

I've had lots birds before

Birds being the "" secret dominant species "" in HitchHiker's would have made a lot more sense to me, tbh

They are supremely evolved

man

birds are fuckin cool

They use tools, have complex social structures, complex languages, friends, memories, many can talk with humans, they play jokes, they like to gain advantage of situations

My dad used to hunt squirrel with a hawk

And this is just my parrots

Shit was awesome

Falconry is so cool