Message from @Bodark Actual

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2020-02-13 03:48:00 UTC  

get in line kid

2020-02-13 03:48:07 UTC  

Whats up bonez?

2020-02-13 03:48:10 UTC  

also

2020-02-13 03:48:19 UTC  

cryptid gang

2020-02-13 03:48:22 UTC  

lets-a go

2020-02-13 03:48:39 UTC  

Seen that - holy FUCK is it **YUGE**

2020-02-13 03:49:02 UTC  

ima put that mfer in a headlock

2020-02-13 03:49:22 UTC  

lmao

2020-02-13 03:50:10 UTC  

fuckin,i see it now, we all get together to hunt cryptids,and it turns into some Odysseus shit where we get lost at sea and gotta kill a whole BUNCHA dumb shit

2020-02-13 03:50:47 UTC  

Lost *innawoods*

2020-02-13 03:51:44 UTC  

***R I F T S***

2020-02-13 03:53:27 UTC  

it turns into a show,and the opening is like a fucking bass boosted trap Xfiles theme with us doing vaguely-crackheaded level shit just to survive

2020-02-13 03:53:32 UTC  

jesus christ dude

2020-02-13 03:54:01 UTC  

there is no shooting that mother fucker if he ran at you, you'd simply shit your life out

2020-02-13 03:54:28 UTC  

thats why we coat our spears in silver and create a phalanx while the bois in the back blast it with fire

2020-02-13 03:54:30 UTC  

Yeet or be yeeted

2020-02-13 03:54:31 UTC  

I wish I could see what happened exactly after the video cuts. But I also know I don't want to.

2020-02-13 03:54:50 UTC  

^^

2020-02-13 03:55:02 UTC  

Lmao this kid

2020-02-13 03:55:14 UTC  

ahh

2020-02-13 03:55:23 UTC  

retards and paintball guns

2020-02-13 03:55:29 UTC  

i love that combo

2020-02-13 03:57:22 UTC  

So fucking dumb it's great

2020-02-13 03:58:51 UTC  

More birds being chaos energy gods

2020-02-13 03:59:21 UTC  

I want to make a channel for birb posting

2020-02-13 04:00:53 UTC  

It has been done

2020-02-13 04:01:57 UTC  

Go to the Birb-Posting channel for all your birb needs

2020-02-13 04:02:23 UTC  

Birds aren't real

2020-02-13 04:02:30 UTC  

No u

2020-02-13 04:04:08 UTC  

When I was at the VA rally, there was a little bird perched on the street sign beside me. It made me think about how the conspiracy then I went to go take a video of it and it flew away when I pointed phone at it

2020-02-13 04:04:22 UTC  

Coincidence? IDK lol

2020-02-13 04:04:27 UTC  

The birb agenda is powerful

2020-02-13 04:04:41 UTC  

If you think they behave randomly you are wrong

2020-02-13 04:04:46 UTC  

They're all in on it

2020-02-13 04:04:56 UTC  

We just don't know what *IT* is

2020-02-13 04:05:02 UTC  

I've had lots birds before

2020-02-13 04:05:25 UTC  

Birds being the "" secret dominant species "" in HitchHiker's would have made a lot more sense to me, tbh

2020-02-13 04:05:38 UTC  

They are supremely evolved