fiddy

I have this old WW2 Russian bolt action, really rare, called moses something or other, 1200 firm I know what I have

You guys wanna Laugh at some stupid ass shit?

Apparently last night I got so drunk to the point where I pulled out one of my teeth

Random as fuck

I switched to the zero sugar sodas...I currently hate life

...

Bruh

My mouth hurts right now so god damn bad that I haven't had any solid food all day

I don't remember doing it

"Something something get what you DESERVE"

Hell I don't remember anything from last night

Dude what the fuck

All I know is my kitchen sink is all bloody and my mouth/face hurts more than anything ive ever felt

**what is wrong with you**

@Bodark Actual this is what happens when manlets get drunk lol

@Hellhound6 bruh gimme liquor

"" *Pass Daddy a drink, boi.* ""

Dude what the fuck @насильственное убийство hahahahah

Reminder: never get drunk with Shortnik

Lol

@INNYGMATYK no

@насильственное убийство the fuck lol

You gonna be ok man?

I'm @насильственное убийство. And this is jackass

The closest I've done to that was break my left foot while blackout and have no memory of how or what caused it, didn't realize it was actually broken, didn't go to the doctor, healed on it's own, then 3 weeks later I broke my other foot while blackout with no memory, then finally went to the doctor, who told me that both of my feet were broken in 1 month. Whack

Was told to do wind sprints while drunk, fell over and passed out next to the fire instead

Never broke anything while drunk

I dont have any drunk stories really. I just tell my homies how much I love them on xbox and leave them 5 minute voice messages at 3 in the morning

@Mr Walkway94 I do drunken buddy checks lol

@Mr Walkway94 I do drunken buddy checks lol

One time I punched my best friend in the face and forgot about it 10 minutes later. I was literally asking people "Why does my face hurt?" And they're like dude you punched Ian in the face like 10 minutes ago and got punched back, I ended up going over to him and hugging it out then we got back to drinking

"H.hey bro(urp) you doing ok?"

I once downed a half a bottle of goldschlager (sp?) And called all the homies and texted them all lol

Lol

I got a multitude of messages and I was confused. I remember calling like 1 guy lol

I cant even smell cinnamon anymore without gagging

Another time I woke up to find myself 8 miles outside of town in the corner of the parking lot at "Garage Mahal", I learned later my friends had drunk drove my ass all the way out there and just left me

Gotdang lol

@Mr Walkway94 these were low points in my alcoholism for sure