Dude what the fuck @насильственное убийство hahahahah

Reminder: never get drunk with Shortnik

Lol

@INNYGMATYK no

@насильственное убийство the fuck lol

You gonna be ok man?

I'm @насильственное убийство. And this is jackass

The closest I've done to that was break my left foot while blackout and have no memory of how or what caused it, didn't realize it was actually broken, didn't go to the doctor, healed on it's own, then 3 weeks later I broke my other foot while blackout with no memory, then finally went to the doctor, who told me that both of my feet were broken in 1 month. Whack

Was told to do wind sprints while drunk, fell over and passed out next to the fire instead

Never broke anything while drunk

I dont have any drunk stories really. I just tell my homies how much I love them on xbox and leave them 5 minute voice messages at 3 in the morning

@Mr Walkway94 I do drunken buddy checks lol

@Mr Walkway94 I do drunken buddy checks lol

One time I punched my best friend in the face and forgot about it 10 minutes later. I was literally asking people "Why does my face hurt?" And they're like dude you punched Ian in the face like 10 minutes ago and got punched back, I ended up going over to him and hugging it out then we got back to drinking

"H.hey bro(urp) you doing ok?"

I once downed a half a bottle of goldschlager (sp?) And called all the homies and texted them all lol

Lol

I got a multitude of messages and I was confused. I remember calling like 1 guy lol

I cant even smell cinnamon anymore without gagging

Another time I woke up to find myself 8 miles outside of town in the corner of the parking lot at "Garage Mahal", I learned later my friends had drunk drove my ass all the way out there and just left me

Gotdang lol

@Mr Walkway94 these were low points in my alcoholism for sure

My roommate blackout texted his ex girlfriend for a booty call and she gave him the clap the other day, that was pretty funny

yall innaroun 2300 or naw?

Hey, makes for good stories tho lol

Do what now

2300 pst for crab I assume

nein - all Patriot Times are Eastern Times

I'm talkin / askin about 45m from now :v

Check

I'm down

@Hellhound6 psychic catfish needs a buddy check

What's going on at 2300?

@Bodark Actual I've messaged him

o I have no clue :v I was just askin if yall were gonna be inna

I did make a dentist appointment .... Hopefully my thingy doesn't get infected or dry-rotted or whatever happens to that

dry socket

where the gum doesn't grow back over it fast enough and your nerves and bone sit exposed to air

it's *real* fun

I hope I don't get that

It depends on the extraction - they only warned me about it when I got my first two teeth pulled

"" No smoking for 2 weeks. ""

But when I went and got my third pulled, they didn't say shit, and when I asked, I can't remember if he shrugged it off, or gave me some snarkass comment. . .