So far the day is going well

Nice. Ive been to the range and now cleaning guns

Got some new York strips in the fridge. Might have the wife spawn cook one for me

Steak sounds great. Had roast the past 2 sundays. Itll be 3 soon lol

I’m ready to vote from the rooftops, as long as the rooftops are 10 miles away

You'll be voting from the moon. Tf

Voting from mars

Elon?

LOL

Update

The massage parlor I went to is definitely one of those massage parlors

LMAO you.doing it?

Of course I did

$40 hand job

Cute little Asian girl

Probably about 23 years old and cute as hell

My friends are always told me about it but I never believed them LOL

The massage was phenomenal as well so that was just the cherry on top

Shheeeeeit. Where you be. Imma bust

I got a thing for asians

I used to go to those places a log

lot

when I was a coomer

I honestly just need a back massage but that was an extra treat

sadly hard to find places that offer good service on top of the HE

where I live anyways

or it might just be that my back is too stiff

Yeah no this one actually gave a great massage and popped my back and everything

Did the whole walking on it thing

hot

Nice lol

massage parlors kinda died out in my town

when I went back over a year ago, the new thing was Nuru Massage

Nuru?

you get a naked woman to rub her body on you as a massage

they use some kinda lube

oh come on who the fuck doesn't know about nuru massage

welp it seems we just met someone who doesn't

there is literally nothing better, also the pornhub videos are lit

Please forgive me

Does anyone have the pic of the goons at the VA rally?