Message from @Bard
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Murder them first
ALWAYS SLASH THE GOALIE but first, ice him
The number 1 rule in rec hockey, be a complete dick at all times
I'll ice him IDGAF, crashing nets and winning bets
Something I heard hockey players really like is getting shoved over and their helmets cracked on the ice
That might win some hearts and minds
> The number 1 rule in rec hockey, be a complete dick at all times
@Doc bruh I'm in a fucking d5c n00b team
Nobody knows what they're doing
@Docdo you play
Bodark's hockey league^
@Bodark Actual no, my family was big in to it, I was the football player in the family, too poor to afford the hockey grind
Yeah I dropped $800 on gear in December
It's costy
yeah and the travel isnt cheap either
If you're serious about any sport that isn't muh futball or some other bullshit the input cost is always high
Skiing, shooting, golf, they're all the same
Also if anyone reading this thinks golf is a cool sport I would kindly invite you to die
Hey man
You can like whatever sportsball you want lol
Some dude in my class who's alright was telling me about some random football players and I'm like uh I literally don't give a single fuck man
Enjoy watching the NFL all you want
@Bard never met a man who was anti sport, you're fired
😂😂
In my head I'm thinking about warwave and burning T72s while my teacher who's so skinny he looks like he needs a UN Food Crate dropped into his backyard talkin about fuckin small business strategy
Cheap and easy
Seconds as a pull up bar
Well depending on how high up on the wall it is lol
Yeah i need to put some bigger screws in it for that but yes
How much are they worth to hungry boogers
Pull up bar/flak hanger
That's cool, been thinking of doing my shit up like that
Reminds me of those racks the samurai used, you guys know
Hell yeah
@Bard You see. My young pupil. In the days of the Boogaloo, your sensei was a brave warrior.
@Bard This armor is a testament to his bravery and sacrifice. He wore this during many battles. Such as the Grand Happening and the Epstein Island Igloo Raid
@насильственное убийство "Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough" *pulls AR-15* out of trunk* "What's that?"..."Your father's "light rifle"" "A more accurate weapon, for a more civilized age"
@Bard ........Before the Dark Times.......
@насильственное убийство
Not the dark times....
@насильственное убийство "You fought in the boogaloo?".."Ah yes, I was once a meth smoking, gay bashing deathtrooper the same as your father"