"So anyways I just started blastin"

Hard yes on the skate stabbing though

@Bard inna tonight?

like, in an hour?

Don't get me wrong I'm gonna shoot at the goalie as much as possible

If I'm still awake in an hour sure

But with a hockey puck

( no bullshit because no bitches are currently involved )

Kill the goalie

@Bard bet.

Terminate

Slash the goalie

@Doc that's a good way to get their whole team to *murder me*

Bodark : The Rink Slayer

Murder them first

ALWAYS SLASH THE GOALIE but first, ice him

The number 1 rule in rec hockey, be a complete dick at all times

I'll ice him IDGAF, crashing nets and winning bets

Something I heard hockey players really like is getting shoved over and their helmets cracked on the ice

That might win some hearts and minds

> The number 1 rule in rec hockey, be a complete dick at all times
@Doc bruh I'm in a fucking d5c n00b team

Nobody knows what they're doing

@Docdo you play

Bodark's hockey league^

@Bodark Actual no, my family was big in to it, I was the football player in the family, too poor to afford the hockey grind

Yeah I dropped $800 on gear in December

It's costy

yeah and the travel isnt cheap either

If you're serious about any sport that isn't muh futball or some other bullshit the input cost is always high

Skiing, shooting, golf, they're all the same

Also if anyone reading this thinks golf is a cool sport I would kindly invite you to die

Hey man

You can like whatever sportsball you want lol

Some dude in my class who's alright was telling me about some random football players and I'm like uh I literally don't give a single fuck man

Enjoy watching the NFL all you want

@Bard never met a man who was anti sport, you're fired

😂😂

In my head I'm thinking about warwave and burning T72s while my teacher who's so skinny he looks like he needs a UN Food Crate dropped into his backyard talkin about fuckin small business strategy

Cheap and easy