I wont fight unless someone decides to cold cock me

Its mandatory to try and stab someone with a skate

I paid for these games

I don't want to get suspended

Bring and gun and just start blastin

How about *no*

*an

*a

Yeah hard no on the gun

Damnit I'm drunk again

"So anyways I just started blastin"

Hard yes on the skate stabbing though

@Bard inna tonight?

like, in an hour?

Don't get me wrong I'm gonna shoot at the goalie as much as possible

If I'm still awake in an hour sure

But with a hockey puck

( no bullshit because no bitches are currently involved )

Kill the goalie

@Bard bet.

Terminate

Slash the goalie

@Doc that's a good way to get their whole team to *murder me*

Bodark : The Rink Slayer

Murder them first

ALWAYS SLASH THE GOALIE but first, ice him

The number 1 rule in rec hockey, be a complete dick at all times

I'll ice him IDGAF, crashing nets and winning bets

Something I heard hockey players really like is getting shoved over and their helmets cracked on the ice

That might win some hearts and minds

> The number 1 rule in rec hockey, be a complete dick at all times
@Doc bruh I'm in a fucking d5c n00b team

Nobody knows what they're doing

@Docdo you play

Bodark's hockey league^

@Bodark Actual no, my family was big in to it, I was the football player in the family, too poor to afford the hockey grind

Yeah I dropped $800 on gear in December

It's costy

yeah and the travel isnt cheap either

If you're serious about any sport that isn't muh futball or some other bullshit the input cost is always high

Skiing, shooting, golf, they're all the same