Message from @Bard
Discord ID: 683122477705986107
UwUzi go ÒwÓzi
Imagine
I about to take 2 Sudafed, three ibuprofen, chug a Bang, and go play hockey until midnight
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how's the leg holdin up? all good?
Foot still hurts, I'm getting a cold too lmao
FUCK IT ITS SPORTS TIME
HĒLL JÅ BØRNĒR - GIT IT GIT IT
I'm the man, the myth, the machine
Bruh
If you ever end up in a fight on the ice, make sure someone is recording lol
I wont fight unless someone decides to cold cock me
Its mandatory to try and stab someone with a skate
I paid for these games
I don't want to get suspended
Bring and gun and just start blastin
How about *no*
*a
Yeah hard no on the gun
Damnit I'm drunk again
"So anyways I just started blastin"
Hard yes on the skate stabbing though
@Bard inna tonight?
like, in an hour?
Don't get me wrong I'm gonna shoot at the goalie as much as possible
If I'm still awake in an hour sure
But with a hockey puck
( no bullshit because no bitches are currently involved )
Kill the goalie
@Bard bet.
Terminate
Slash the goalie
@Doc that's a good way to get their whole team to *murder me*
Bodark : The Rink Slayer
Murder them first
ALWAYS SLASH THE GOALIE but first, ice him
The number 1 rule in rec hockey, be a complete dick at all times