Message from @Trash Squid

Discord ID: 688043465220685859


2020-03-13 14:53:02 UTC  

Never wear any clothing with an EGA on it

2020-03-13 14:53:04 UTC  

In public

2020-03-13 14:53:24 UTC  

Grow your hair out as much as you can

2020-03-13 14:53:29 UTC  

And never

2020-03-13 14:53:30 UTC  

Ever

2020-03-13 14:53:32 UTC  

Fucking

2020-03-13 14:53:45 UTC  

Stand at parade rest when waiting around for random shit

2020-03-13 14:54:14 UTC  

^

2020-03-13 14:57:30 UTC  

Facts

2020-03-13 15:06:00 UTC  

Sorry fill me in

2020-03-13 15:06:03 UTC  

What is EGA

2020-03-13 15:06:36 UTC  

Eagle Globe and Anchor

2020-03-13 15:07:05 UTC  

I mean

2020-03-13 15:07:21 UTC  

Extraaa (thicc) Granny Ass

2020-03-13 15:08:10 UTC  

Ok

2020-03-13 15:09:05 UTC  

Parade rest is acceptable while waiting for your free veterans day lunch from Olive Garden

2020-03-13 15:11:43 UTC  

😂

2020-03-13 15:16:34 UTC  

@AKAlexei MY BOY IS BACK

2020-03-13 15:17:31 UTC  

I fought for this great nation for the free meals once a year, 10% off at select stores, and front row Veteran parking at Lowe's

2020-03-13 15:17:51 UTC  

@SavageMedic raise hell praise dale brother

2020-03-13 15:19:05 UTC  

Oh I'm getting the embroidery machine today and getting to work making patches

2020-03-13 15:19:31 UTC  

Dope son

2020-03-13 15:19:37 UTC  

So when the patches hit the store and you guys get them you can know they will be made by me (or my wife) with love

2020-03-13 15:24:55 UTC  

Mornin' bois

2020-03-13 15:25:26 UTC  

Morning boi

2020-03-13 15:26:49 UTC  

Whats crackin today

2020-03-13 15:27:20 UTC  

@Trash Squid does it come with goodnight forhead kisses for the homies?

2020-03-13 15:31:25 UTC  

Of course

2020-03-13 15:31:42 UTC  

I always give the homies forehead kisses goodnight

2020-03-13 15:31:58 UTC  

I'll take 7

2020-03-13 15:32:07 UTC  

And we're labeled dangerous why?

2020-03-13 15:39:10 UTC  

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT govt wants to be the biggest g h e y but we are the competition. They'll murder our Bros so we can't love them.

2020-03-13 15:39:51 UTC  

@Schadraquetor then i shan't stop til my dying breathe and my last forehead kiss

2020-03-13 15:43:13 UTC  

@Schadraquetor thats pretty much facts. We threaten the homosexual adgenda with our raging chadness and fraternal love. And mayve also small ghey

2020-03-13 15:43:20 UTC  

Imagine wanting to kill a group of guys who just want forhead kisses from the homies. Who is really the ghey ones

2020-03-13 15:45:49 UTC  

*We just wanted to love our homies in peace*

2020-03-13 15:53:11 UTC  

Sorry, I had to update my phone. Don't worry, I won't be a boot. I have my dog tags on, but I keep that shit under my shirt. And fuuuuck no I'm not standing at parade rest for random shit xD our drill instructors did their best to teach us all not to be boots

2020-03-13 15:55:23 UTC  

Bueno

2020-03-13 15:56:56 UTC  

Also, we weren't issued an assault pack; if we wanted one, we could buy one at the PX on Liberty while we were on the island. My drill instructors said that for whatever reason, every boot always buys a black tactical backpack. So I didn't buy one; just more shit to carry

2020-03-13 15:57:19 UTC  

I did buy two grunt style t-shirts though, but just so I had clothing to wear omw home