Message from @FloridaManBoohajideen

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2020-03-15 18:42:32 UTC  

Yee

2020-03-15 18:42:34 UTC  

i'm actually considering going on a hike with all my gear too keep me occupied

2020-03-15 18:42:44 UTC  

*to

2020-03-15 18:42:53 UTC  

maybe a multi day thing idk

2020-03-15 18:43:05 UTC  

I mean I get weird looks, but I aint strapped up so its all gucci. Most people thank me for my cervix too

2020-03-15 18:43:09 UTC  

Its weird

2020-03-15 18:43:49 UTC  

there's a green beret who is a good friend of mine that goes to the gym every day with a 100 pound ruck and just clocks like an hour on the treadmill

2020-03-15 18:45:21 UTC  

You ever wear one of those "altitude" face masks? Supposed to strengthen your lungs by restricting your ability to breathe. Saw someone using one at Camp Gieger. I bought one and still have it.

2020-03-15 18:46:41 UTC  

I'm pretty sure they have one that's basically a full face gas mask but then we're rapidly approaching kink territory.

2020-03-15 18:52:14 UTC  

ok and? what if you get kidnapped by bdsm raiders

2020-03-15 18:52:24 UTC  

you gottta train for every situation

2020-03-15 18:55:59 UTC  

Train how you fight

2020-03-15 18:56:23 UTC  

even if it means sacrificing everything

2020-03-15 18:57:17 UTC  

*this motto is sponsored by Nyke - proud importer of goods by exploited workers.*

2020-03-15 18:57:43 UTC  

You mean you dont fight in tactical fetish gear?
Pathetic

2020-03-15 18:58:17 UTC  

I'm still learning 😢

2020-03-15 18:58:53 UTC  

Gotta match the color of your tailplug for your environment.

2020-03-15 18:59:15 UTC  

^OwO^

2020-03-15 19:01:12 UTC  

OK great write up on a basic plan if you end up in a situation

2020-03-15 19:02:02 UTC  

If there’s a stack at your door

2020-03-15 19:08:10 UTC  

nobody would stack at my door there's literally nothing here

2020-03-15 19:12:19 UTC  

@clown town you're right, they'll shoot thru the windows

2020-03-15 19:12:44 UTC  

well you got me guess i'm fucking dead

2020-03-15 19:12:58 UTC  

my plan is to die

2020-03-15 19:13:16 UTC  

Thats not a very good plan

2020-03-15 19:15:48 UTC  

I'm in a second story apartment with only one door going in/out. I think it's a mixed bag but fortunately no access can be gained from my windows. If I'm asleep they'll probably be in and kill me before I can react. If I'm awake I at least have a defensive position but no barrier that will stop incoming rounds.

2020-03-15 19:16:30 UTC  

It's a small apartment and they would undoubtably find the floor plans for the complex before entering.

2020-03-15 19:16:35 UTC  

Apartments are shitty for defending

2020-03-15 19:16:49 UTC  

I've been brewing up some ideas.

2020-03-15 19:17:06 UTC  

(Was top floor of one, 3 stories up)

2020-03-15 19:17:37 UTC  

Steel barrier furniture which can be used as barricades. Thinking AR500 plates. Heavy but useful.

2020-03-15 19:18:05 UTC  

A /k/offin, bedside steel plating to prevent being murdered from the road in my sleep.

2020-03-15 19:18:35 UTC  

Coffee table that could be arranged into a standing barrier comparable to what competition shooters use.

2020-03-15 19:19:23 UTC  

Weight would be the major downside but I like life so I can deal with heaviness.

2020-03-15 19:20:31 UTC  

I'm glad I'm not the only loon out there that plans for shit like that

2020-03-15 19:20:42 UTC  

I don't even need to be a design genius. It's fucking simple and I can probably outsource the labor.

2020-03-15 19:20:49 UTC  

Yeye king ❤️

2020-03-15 19:21:02 UTC  

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING MURDERED IN MY FUCKING SLEEP

2020-03-15 19:21:09 UTC  

but I digress and here we are.

2020-03-15 19:21:52 UTC  

Agrees