i joined specifically to call swamp donkey a dork

which one is he

nincompoop

hello im ben and i actually don't have any interesting traits that spring to mind at the moment

is the 'fed' thing just some weird hazing ritual or can you guys actually tell which ones are cops by looking at their discord tag and profile picture

i'm the furthest thing from a cop you could ever hope to meet

i'll still kill your dog though

i want a bearcat

i want to spray paint all over it and cover it in bumper stickers

I DON'T NEED NO ARMS AROUND ME

& I DON'T NEED NO DRUGS TO CALM ME

i kinda just want any rifle i can find

i fucking hate meeseeks

this motherfucker never shuts up

who else here is a cannibal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664305979050950657/688631800087445522/image0.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664305979050950657/688623527963656192/astory.mp4

I'm just worried about what's gonna happen once the next stage of mass panic takes hold

I'm in between two houses, if i leave my grandma's to go protect my boyfriend I'm leaving 5 elderly people unprotected and vice versa

grandma won't allow guns in the house so there is no easy solution

i just want all the people i care about in one place but it's not that fucking easy

i guess he could stay over for a couple weeks if they do the quarantine thing here

I'd sneak a shotgun in but i don't have any money

there's this one compact shotgun i want that exists in a legal grey area

it'd be easy to hide

the best i have right now is a collapsible baton

and that's not even great for home defense

it's too long

the handle is heavy and it has edges so i think i could just use that

i have $0

no i quit my last job several months ago and haven't been able to find a new one

yeah it was for mental health reasons too it's not even anything petty

anyway i was trying to get into a workforce development program but then everyone started panicking and closing shit so i don't know if i can pick that up again for another month

yeah there's an internship program there

i wanted to get into precision machining

😉

yeah! plus I've always had a passion for design

i was gonna go back for welding 1 and 2 too and then after that try to get a degree in mechanical engineering

i wish him a swift recovery

oh word

i dropped out :3

i need to get my GED before i can start

i wasn't stupid, just suicidal

epic

hehe

what a champ

dm me tattoo suggestions I'm about to hop in the shower

you're sounding more and more like a fed every day

@Schadraquetor

you too asshole your name is blue that means you're a cop

I'm just gonna do it anyway

nah it's the name of my starfinder character

would it be because I've been in the server for like 23 hours

yeah my brother hosts game every Saturday

sick

anyway I'm in the shower now ttyl

i did last night

ok and? what if you get kidnapped by bdsm raiders

you gottta train for every situation

nobody would stack at my door there's literally nothing here

well you got me guess i'm fucking dead

my plan is to die

there's two entrances to my house besides the massive living room window and we have no guns so if there was a stack at my door i'd probably block the entrance with trash or a table or something and lead my family out the other door and hope they don't notice us

who is 'they' in this situation

my family are law abiding citizens

we have no guns or anything so they would have to manufacture a reason to come see us specifically

ok but why me

nothing sets us apart from anyone else in our neighbourhood

look dude i'm not trying to be a downer but if you put me in a situation where i have to vs a bunch of armed, trained proffessional dogshooters who want to kill me i'm just gonna fucking die bro i'm not super man all i have is a baton

fuck no

natty gains only

i have a massive pit of unresolved anger that i can convert to adrenaline in times of need, i can substitute that for drugs

at best i'd get one and inflict psychological scars on the rest

that's all i can do sweetheart

the idea is to be a wallflower

you know on second thought we have a pair of sledgehammers and my uncle hates the government almost as much as i do so maybe we could figure something out

that's impressive

based meth head psych warfare tactics

i don't watch joe rogan

ohhh

it's been a while

i used to watch that with my dad but the only skit i can remember is dave chapelle being giant and fucking a volcano

based? based on what?

see now you're not getting one of my jokes

lurk more

why don't we cover black sabbath songs

one of my biggest inspirations to become stacked

https://www.runegoon.org/post/greenhorns-boots-and-noobs-pt-1?fbclid=IwAR10OrDL9lX64n8CSRp8cmepNAB2nK68C-n4zOWnAByCygBDD1vh4XLiKEo

guide for people who have zero equipment at home

get stacked these two weeks

tall people are intimidation builds

y'all are just mad because i have longer reach with melee weapons

there are a lot of trad people in dogecord

i'm not in many servers but if it helps i think you and i would get along really well