Message from @FloridaManBoohajideen
Discord ID: 688832348749299791
look dude i'm not trying to be a downer but if you put me in a situation where i have to vs a bunch of armed, trained proffessional dogshooters who want to kill me i'm just gonna fucking die bro i'm not super man all i have is a baton
I would invest in methamphetamine and PCP then
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That way at least you can do work with the baton
fuck no
natty gains only
i have a massive pit of unresolved anger that i can convert to adrenaline in times of need, i can substitute that for drugs
at best i'd get one and inflict psychological scars on the rest
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Then just do your best then
that's all i can do sweetheart
the idea is to be a wallflower
Well you might be in the wrong discord for that lmao
But its good you're here. We need as many as possible
you know on second thought we have a pair of sledgehammers and my uncle hates the government almost as much as i do so maybe we could figure something out
I DK bro I feel like PCP would work better
Hell some guy in Florida far off eight cops all while masturbating on meth
that's impressive
Fought off*
Yeah I feel like the dude should’ve been cleared of all charges just for being based
FreeBased*
based meth head psych warfare tactics
Believe it or not Joe Rogan this is not the first time I’ve tasted penis
Oh shit I forgot that you probably are too young for that joke
i don't watch joe rogan
**big sigh**
It’s from the Chapelle show
ohhh
it's been a while
You know what maybe quarantine is the best thing for you, you can watch the Sopranos and the Chapelle show
Lmao
i used to watch that with my dad but the only skit i can remember is dave chapelle being giant and fucking a volcano
God I miss Chappell. At least his most recent special was fairly based
based? based on what?
Chapelle has always been like that
"Get you a red balls. Its coke in a can baby"
**GOD DAMNIT**
**FLIPS CHAIR**
Lurk m04r
see now you're not getting one of my jokes
Lel